Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN)

Day 80 – Late Night, White Weirdo Inn

Well, pads can be considered completed. I’m deeply concerned if this is something a highschool boy is fine to declare as completed, but it’s done.

There is no telling how they should be improved before they get used, but I’m pretty sure that Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl-san don’t have Those days. Asking them to try them wouldn’t be a good idea.

Well, the only way is to hand those over to the Girls and wait for reports from them. Just in case I also made enough buggy shorts with emphasis on『Stain Resistance』for everyone, they they should have no issues testing those.

I remove my equipment and line it up on the table. I still don’t have my own anklet and necklace type equipment so these slots are sort of open, but getting all dripped out in jewelry and accessories feels kind of weird for a highschool boy. Even so, as equipment piece these are pretty important.

And so, I line up today’s haul of somewhat questionable equipment. Since I mostly equipped items from the royal treasury and the ones I bought in town, so there’s still a huge amount of untouched gear with single effect from 『Soldier Puppet』.

「Eehm. This one is ViT 20, and this is InT 20, that one is mastery type, and this one is… dubious?」

If going by abilities alone, then this『Reflective Shield – Reflection』or『Flickering Cloak – Flicker』looks useful enough on their own. But if I end up applying those effects with Magic Wrap then the control will end up even more complicated and confusing, leading to an increase in self-inflicted damage. Too bad.

Especially this 『Flicker』seems like it would have an immediate effect on footwork. If wearing can enhance overall movement itself and provide an overall boost to physical techniques, then even as a single-effect piece of equipment, its value would still be high. But that would impose that much of a recoil as well. Equipment that can potentially increase the burden should be put off for now.

If I slot this 『Reflective Shield – Reflection』 into the staff while replacing the 『Cloak of Magic Reflection – Reflects Magic』, which was slotted in the cloak, it should even out. Additionally, rather than being limited to magic reflection, it should allow for full reflection, granting a physical reflection effect as well. But I can’t really compare those without having a clear idea of their worth, and the real value of equipment often can’t be gauged accurately before upgrading it with mithril, moreover, better equipment tends to require a lot more mithril regardless of its actual size. That’s why merely attempting to mithrilify an item can give a rough idea of its quality.

「All of those look pretty good, but I can pretty much guarantee that no matter which one I upgrade, it would make control more difficult? First focus on raising the overall performance, and I guess if some leeway appears, it might be fine to add more abilities. But if skills level up the control will get more difficult again~. Yeah, control-type should be the highest priority.」

For now, it can be considered as being back to a fighting condition, painful self-inflicted damage from『Kyojitsu』is nothing new.

If ViT can be increased, then it’s best to stack as much as possible, but it’s Mastery-type that has to be given the highest priority, all the while buffing support-type skills improves 『Regeneration』that help out quite, but they also boost other abilities, which is also a part of a reason for self-destruction.

Normally, equipment should be put together based on one’s combat style, customizing and adjusting individual pieces as you obtain new items. But with my body getting literally destroyed I don’t have that leisure. To begin with, it’s not clear what my role is, much less combat style. The last time I checked I was still jobless.

A scout-type who can erase his presence, and detects traps and monsters, yet also a magic specialist who wields all kinds of spells, but also highly specialized in speed and dexterity, focusing on high-speed assaults, such a style doesn’t exist! A sneaky, charge-in spellcaster like this has never been heard of before.

「It’s about time to mine more mithril, huh? I’d like to touch up on Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl’s equipment, and it’s not like there can ever be enough of it? There is still plenty iron, but some rare metals might pop up, kind of, what a bother, sort of?」

Once the materials are obtained, equipment from『LET’S GO MAGIC TOOLS!』would be possible to make, but there are too many techniques which I haven’t even tried yet. And most likely, even if I taught them to the classmates they wouldn’t have much success. In the end, pretty much the only girls who haven’t given up yet, are those practicing cooking with Cooking Club Girl as the lead, even though it’s useless? Everyone is capable of some home cooking, but as soon as magic gets involved, it either explodes or goes up in flames. That’s probably the limitation given by Jobs.

Aside from me, everyone has a combat job. It improves combat skills and makes boosting them cheaper, but I suspect it also imposes penalties on everything else, although it the Geeks case I think it might be some sort of a curse. Like, they were working on a javelin, but ended up with a bench, the orphans took quite a liking to it though.

「So maybe a crafter? Well, I’m a jobless to be certain, can’t become anything, but also don’t get penalties for anything, which means I can do everything, I guess?」

(Bounce-Bounce)

Yeah, that’s right, there is no such thing as jobless. Usually, one starts with 『Villager』and then obtains a job. I had no job to begin with, so no matter what I do I can’t get my hands, or tentacles, on a job?

Let’s slot this『Spell Spear – Int Increase』and also『Rod of Enchanted Physique – Use Mana to Strengthen the body』seems plain but effective. 『Enchanted Parrying Dagger – Use mana to boost Defences』isn’t half bad either……What else? Oh, can’t use this one, but…

「ViT often pops up on armor and boots, so there is enough of it already, you know? And none of it is good enough to merit swapping.」

(Jiggle-Jiggle)

Eh, the ring?

Aah, you mean upgrade 『Demon Ring』? Well, if it means improvements of labor conditions, then mithrilifying it might be fine, but…

Just in case, lets let Demon Scythes outside and sit them down for some tea and snacks with Slime-san. And upon upgrading it with mithril『Demon God’s Ring – InT MiN 50% UP, Sorcery Mastery (EX), Summon/Control Demons and Devils (Depends on Mana Capacity) 』, ouch, I almost cut myself on that description. Well, InT 50% and Sorcery Control EX is a jackpot, as for the rest… Let’s pretend I didn’t see that. I caught a glimpse of some crazy words like Demon God and Summoning, but that must’ve been my imagination, I already have enough with Avarice-san and Gluttony-san! Or perhaps Dancing Girl-san is a lust? What do I do if all three are greed and gluttony at the same time, it’s gonna cost a fortune!

Sparring again is a bother, so I can test this stuff tomorrow. It shouldn’t be much worse than before.

「What’s left is to mithrilify the stuff from the treasure and do some no charge bargain not sale with like three items per person as a limit? That stuff was supposed to be a reward to begin with, and it’s not like there is anything that great?」

(Jiggle-Jiggle)

None of those qualify as a good find, but it’s enough to raise the overall item level, and Elven Little Sister Girl also needs equipment?

While crafting various pieces of equipment, I ended up experimenting with modifications as well, causing my 『Wisdom 』output to skyrocket, making my head ache, but thanks to my gear’s effects, I can endure it. My control and endurance must have improved as well. I keep building predictions based on complex analysis and calculations, verifying them through testing, and recalculating repeatedly. I thought just understanding the mechanics would be enough, but with materials involved, I might need to go all the way to the fundamental principles to get accurate values. So basically, I need to start from basic research!

(Wriggle) (Wriggle-Wriggle)

Bare Legs have returned. Long, beautiful, lonely, toned legs are peeking from the doorway, a mesmerizing combination of pure white and amber hues impossible to take your eyes off.

「I-m, back.」「I has returned?」

It would seem that despite me saying it is not necessary, Armored Pres-san keeps drilling a polite way of speaking into Dancing Girl-san. What if she is also coaching her on giving sermons?

By now『Wisdom』-san lost its manufacturing capabilities entirely, powerlessly flopping to the floor, it seems to be working hard on recording and saving in tandem with『Rajingan』.

Amber-colored legs paired with white knee-high socks and indoor shoes, revealing glimpses of her thighs as Dancing Girl-san peeks her face out. Meanwhile, Armored Pres-san shows off pure white legs in navy blue low socks, her thighs and face both making an appearance.

Beautiful faces and beautiful legs are saying hello from the door?

Yeah, it is a trap, I know?

But a highschool boy has times when he must press on, despite knowing that it is a trap, or rather, I already walked into it before I noticed?

And in that instant, as I attempted to put my equipment back on, I was caught off guard by the overwhelming contrast of fullness, slenderness, and curves displayed by the headstrong duo emerging from the doorway, Armored Pres-san in navy bloomers and Dancing Girl-san in red. Before I could regain my composure, I was captured, bound tightly by 『Divine Chains of Prometheus』, stripped of both my items and clothing. Carried to the bed, a butt-naked highschool boy was thrown on top of it, and then saddled, and is currently assaulted? What kind of banditry is this!

The highschool boy’s highschool boy is already doing his highschool boy’s best, in a complete highschool boy attention, but this battle of attrition is too unfavorable. The equipment was thrown all the way to the far corner of the room, way too far away to reach. Trying to at least land an attack on the navy blue bloomers, looming over my face I try to raise my head, but they are looking down on me, just slightly out of my reach. Well, bloomers don’t actually have eyes, but you get what I mean?

The emergency mushroom that I was hiding by the bedside was snatched away, and my highschool boy mushroom is being swallowed. The mushroom stuffed item bag was thrown away, destroying any hope of reaching Recovery Mushrooms. And my own mushroom-san is not going to hold out for long either!

With a confident smile on her face Armored Pres-san is putting her mouth on mine, pushing her tongue into my mouth as she kisses me, while Dancing Girl-san does the same but with a mischievous smile on her. And even though they have me completely subdued, they aren’t showing any signs of carelessness. They aren’t showing a single opportunity that can be exploited, remaining full alert the entire time.

So I’m completely at their mercy. Leaving them free to tease, lick, play, and torment as they please. Or to be more accurate, I’m being thoroughly toyed with and tormented currently! Even with Regeneration Lv. 8, I can’t fully recover from the relentless and persistent oral assault enveloping the high school boy. The sheer speed of those tongue techniques, enough to demolish a soft-serve cone in seconds, is overwhelming. Crushed, regenerating, then collapsing again, the highschool boy’s stumbles chaotically through the highschool boy’s cycle of rebirth.

Before I noticed, the gym uniforms were rolled up, revealing their navel areas. The two of them, wearing nothing underneath their gym clothes, pressed in close with a clinging, squishy embrace as they launched their intimate assault. Four hands and twenty fingers toyed with me, two tongues licking and exploring while four lips teased, yet their focus remained entirely fixed on the high school boy.

The Staff of the World Tree is capable of changing both size and shape, so they thoroughly checked my hands, and even used my mouth with their tongues.But the rings are still on me, and the demon scythes secretly passed to me The Staff of the World Tree that I entrusted to them.

There, I had slotted『Staff of Liberation – Undo Restraints/Shackles, Skill Magic Cancel』which I can’t use since it gives no bonus to ViT or InT, but it’s a perfect counter for『Divine Chains of Prometheus』!

「Release! Release! It’s my turn now! Activate 『Highschool Boy』! Or rather, since I’m one it’s always activated, in an excited highschool boy state? In other words, it’s always my sexy turn! KIND OF!」

Just the new equipment in the staff alone『Soaring Swallow Buckler – ViT PoW 20% UP, Evasion/Defense Bonus (Greater), Evasion (Greater), Recovery (Greater)』improving recovery『Silversteel Shield – ViT 20%, Physical Resistance (Lesser), Physical/Magic Bonus (Lesser)』boosting resistances, allowing to endure those sweet assault easier『Spell Spear – Int Increase』with『Regeneration』and『Sex King』doing their best, and『Rod of Enchanted Physique – Use Mana to Strengthen the body』making my highschool boy even stronger, and『Enchanted Parrying Dagger – Use mana to boost Defences』allowing me to last until the counter offensive, which is going to start with『Staff of Liberation – Undo Restraints/Shackles, Skill Magic Cancel』!

(Shake-Shake) (Pout-Pout)

The two are trembling while hugging each other? Yeah, I’d like to join them, but there is something that must be done before that? It’s time for revenge!

That’s right, ViT and InT are not the only things that got buffed with the latest round of improvements, my control has improved as well!『Magic Hands』,『Tentacles』, and『Vibration Magic』, and even……『Sex King』had their true power unshackled! Magic Hands, I choose you, one million vibrations!

「「Kyaaaaa~~~~~. (Plop, Flop)」」

The payback is over. After long, drawn-out moans and breathless gasps, they finally collapsed in exhaustion.

Now I had two beautiful girls in disheveled gym uniforms lay sprawled on the bed, catching their breath with flushed faces.

But there is always only one highschool boy’s truth!

「「Hiyaa~~~~. (Thud, Flop)」」

Both of them now had their gym uniforms undone, leaving them exposed in a rather improper state. Swearing on highschool boy’s name!

「「PyaAaaAa~~~~~h. (Bam, Bang)」」

Half-undressed like this, two delicious peaches are very… Tempting? And I’m gonna indulge!

「「NoOoOoo~~~~ahhn. (Thud, plop)」」

After enjoying two peaches, four melons seemed to have appeared, complete with a pair of cherries as a bonus. Lucky?

「「Kyaaaan~~~~~. (Flop, Plop)」」

Looks like gym uniforms were unexpectedly dangerous items. But I’m in the shorts faction, you know? Like, bloomers… Just what year do you think it is? Well, spats might be fine too, and it’s not like I hate bloomers? But let’s make shorts anyway!

I gently placed a blanket over the two, exhausted and fast asleep. If I left them uncovered, it would never end. After all, those soft, round shapes have an almost enchanting allure, an irresistible temptation that captivates the senses, leading to fascination, obsession, and ultimately, complete surrender. Best to keep them hidden, once seen, they mesmerize, dazzle, and before you know it, you’re utterly spellbound. Yeah, it was an irresistible thrill that no highschool boy could possibly resist.

I’ve gotten a good feel for the equipment, and its effects have been tested in practice. This should be enough to hold out for a while, and I should still be able to level up at least one more time.

「But even if I had a manufacturing job I still hate the idea of mass producing sanitary pads? I mean, selling them in the town means targeting old ladies, and I really hate it!」

I need the means to fight. I’m sure I will be stopped from taking part in fighting once I lose to the pres and others. It’s plainly obvious that I’m way past my limit. Things would’ve been different if my stats reached at least 600-700, but reaching such numbers would require hitting level 30 or higher. I’ll need at least 10 more levels to get there. Since I was unable to go past 10 after farming the entire Evil Forest and barely got to 20 after the Great Dungeon, level 30 must be impossible. Even level 25 sounds tough.

I’ve managed to get this far by relying on equipment to cover things up as much as possible… but in the meantime, my only option is to take a gamble and hope a hidden skill emerges. The problem is, that very thing is also the biggest contributor to self-inflicted damage. Well, exploring dungeons is the only way. Experience points, equipment, and serenity can all be found there after all.