Xyrin Empire

Chapter 520: Chapter 520: Reality is More Chaotic Than You Imagine

“I was wrong, I really was wrong, what goes around comes around, immediate retribution in this life, it’s truly the result of creating karma…”

“Um, Lord Brother looks so desolate, Sister Sandora, did I do something wrong?”

Alaya looked at “Lord Brother,” who was engulfed by dark aura as if possessed by Xiang Lin, and pitifully turned her head toward the epitome of detachment sitting gracefully on a majestic throne pulled out from her personal space, sipping black tea like a… uh, Queen.

“It’s okay, Ah Jun is just empathizing with another poor guy from a different world whose house we demolished.”

“Sandora, if we accidentally smash someone’s yard in the future, we must remember to compensate them! This karma is coming back too fast!”

Upon hearing Sandora’s words, I immediately turned around, my face full of Xiang Lin’s sorrow.

The living room was full of scars, utterly desolate.

All the furniture had turned into fragments, covering the floor, and the newly replaced floor and the thick carpet specially for Qianqian and Sandora to wrestle on had turned into a crisscross of reddish-brown strips—this destruction was the work of the Mercury Lamp. The walls bore random deep gashes, each revealing a touch of performance art, Alaya’s masterpiece. A big hole in the corner exposed a water pipe spouting water—caused by one swipe of Sandora’s claw, and most fatally, there was a huge hole in the ceiling, from which brilliant sunlight shone down at a 45° angle, illuminating this bombed-out living room—another of Alaya’s contributions.

Of course, about thirty percent of the destruction was still caused by each one of us, which made me even more sad!

I had warned them not to use extraordinary powers, so why did they still wreck the house? Does punching through walls count as “regular force”? These walls are lined with interstellar alloy, damn it!

Indeed, when a group of superhumans gets involved, all notions of restraint go out the window, and the extraordinary rules mean that even if you have the gentle heart of Tang Seng, moving an inch results in the aftermath of the Black Mountain Demon. The only things that remain unscathed amidst super beings causing havoc are Third New Tokyo City and Earth-Kun from Dragon Ball—nowhere in the real world does such a bizarre place that can withstand a nuclear explosion and still be beautiful exist.

Including our house, which theoretically could withstand a full nuclear strike.

“I’m…very sorry…” Ding Ling stared dumbfounded at what had been a neat and spacious living room just moments ago, now reduced to the ruins of an earthquake, her voice thick with anxiety, “I didn’t expect this puppet to actually… I’m deeply sorry!”

Yeah, keep apologizing, I don’t believe you can actually pay any compensation!

“By the way, if we had used Time Freeze earlier, we could have caught her instantly.”

Just then, Qianqian’s whispered words plunged us all into silence.