The more they oppose, the more it shows that I am doing the right thing

I was just being greedy for some funding, that's all!

No spectacular entrance effects, how could I possibly beat others!

Although her approval rate was already far beyond An Su's, Miss Azure clearly understood that she herself didn't have a single living supporter left. Through her Magic Eye, she saw that her real vote count was zero, not one life in it.

She won the election but lost at life.

Could it be that she was really just an unpopular middle-aged aunt nearing her thirties?

Miss Azure felt as if her worldview had collapsed, she stared blankly with wide eyes at An Su—

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

"Auntie, please stop trying to talk like us young people."

Miss Luojia showed a composed victor's smile towards Miss Azure, leaning on An Su's shoulder, her fair and soft hands gently encircling the youth's arm, the weight of half her body pressing against An Su's side, her snow-white long hair fluttering in the air like willow catkins, the girl's smile as beautiful as a blossom, even though it was cold winter, but when the Little Saintess smiled lightly, spring seemed to have arrived.

"Of course, your awkward imitation to bridge the generation gap is also quite cute."

Malice.

Pure malice!

Miss Azure felt the purest malice, even though Holy Maiden's smile was so pure, if you cut it open, it was definitely dark!

Luojia held a gentle smile, raising her head to look at Azure, this was the time to strike hard; when Azure hugged An Su from behind, and then said something about 'testing the taste for the Mother Goddess of Life', Luojia had been quietly staring for a long time.

When you have the upper hand, you should strike hard!

Luojia turned her head, glancing at the Azure Sorceress touching An Su's shoulder, and gave an unhappy snort, pressing her resentful face against it. If Azure Sorceress could lean on this shoulder, why couldn't Luojia? There's no such rule in this world!

Stirring, what is stirring …

Under the broad daylight, stirring in front of me!

Azure Sorceress blushed furiously, her eyes wide. Her earlier action was purely driven by hunger, losing to her stomach, but the scene in front of her clearly wasn't about hunger.

"Your reaction is really interesting. Haven't you seen anything like it?" Luojia leaned on An Su's shoulder, tilting her head to look at Azure, feigning surprise, "Oh."

The eyes of the Azure Sorceress gradually lost their sparkle.

The entire Witch Garden fell silent, no one spoke, and the air seemed to freeze.

Only the light laughter of Miss Luojia,

"I'm sorry, it turns out you are an unwanted 30-year-old virgin."

Such a strong attack! Such powerful aggression!

An Su watched in awe, his admiration for the Radiant Holy Saintess reaching new heights. Watching the Azure Sorceress's increasingly hollow and dead eyes, Luojia merely used two short sentences, the damage caused being more terrifying than the long speech delivered by An Su.

Radiant Holy Saintess? More like Snarky Saintess!

He had to admit, sometimes hard-working ones can't beat talented ones. From the time at Chaotic Frontier, An Su had noticed Miss Luojia was quite skilled, but he didn't expect that the once naive and polite girl, in just one year, had grown so terrifyingly.

Indeed, dual-core is stronger than single-core.

An Su only has a Mother Qin, but Miss Luojia has lost both parents!

The entire Chaotic Courtyard also boiled over, and along with it, all the millions of citizens of the Chaotic Church Nation watching the magic-guided live broadcast, be it life or chaos... All Seven Great Esoteric Sect Followers boiled over as well.

This is what they wanted to see at the Witch Tea Party, this is the kind of debate they wanted to watch!

So strong!

Incredibly strong!

Elegant and polite in introducing their policy, clear and reasoned in rebutting the opponent's views, a group of men in a fierce verbal fight during the election, that kind of stiff and boring debate, the Chaotic Citizens did not want to see.

Since it's a Witch Tea Party, they obviously came to see the witches!

They wanted to see the witches tear each other apart.

In the last round, An Su debated with Don Quixote, and although using "mosquito writing" in the sky was interesting, to be honest, the struggle between two demon men was just that, nothing more!

Every decade, the Witch Tea Party live broadcast, for the Chaotic Church Nation, is also known as the Chaotic Spring Festival Gala.

It's a grand event the citizens can't miss.

But this century's Chaotic Spring Festival Gala has strayed off course, forgetting its roots, with increasingly more serious content and debates becoming formulaic, eventually often ending with a wave of emotional elevation, completely forgetting the true essence of the Spring Festival Gala.

Since it's called the Chaotic Spring Festival Gala, by its very name, it should be a night brimming with the spirit of spring!

That's what they want to see, that's what they crave to witness!

This is indeed a true debate!

In an instant, the viewership ratings for the Witch Tea Party skyrocketed in the Church Nation, surpassing the peak viewership ratings of 'Tang Jieked Revealing Her Adorable Side', and the citizens flocked to the Demon Net, sending the Chaos Priests in charge of broadcasting over the moon.

Seeing the ratings soar from fifty percent to sixty percent, they knew tonight was a lock.

Of course, some leaders of the Demon Clan frowned deeply, especially when they heard Miss Luojia utter 'Still not taken at thirty', their faces filled with worry, fearing the broadcast would have an immeasurable impact on the youth, and hastily ordered their subordinates to see if they could send a message to Miss Luojia, suggesting she add content about 'pressuring to marry' and 'having children'.

"Thirty years old and still not married."

Upon hearing the transmitted message, Luojia paused, then the corners of her mouth soon lifted in a sunny smile, as she said to the Azure Sorceress, "That's being unfilial!"

Viewership rates, sixty-five percent!

Too insane, too explosive, too arrogant.

Is there anything more chaotic, more nonsensical in the world than this!

What the Chaotic Citizens want to see is exactly this, it's so thrilling, the joy of bursting all pretenses, the fantastic experience of arguing from the standpoint of filial piety, this nonsensical and manic rampage, laying everything bare on the table is so satisfying, that's what should be forcefully expressed, exactly like this!

In the Era of Chaos, killing might not be considered unfilial, but not having children, that's definitely being unfilial!

No...

Don't, don't say it anymore.

Please, don't say it anymore.

At this moment, Miss Azure was sweating bullets, her pupils trembling as she looked in terror at the smiling Miss Luojia, as if staring at a true demon.

She stepped back several paces, sorrowfully, even though she's known as 'the World's Most Wicked Saintess,' as the youngest demigod of the Chaotic Church Nation, the inheritor of the Azure Magic Eye, the chosen of the River of Life, even though she holds such great titles,

Even though she's done so well outside, at thirty and yet unmarried, she still can't hold her head up high when she goes back home.

But there's an even more terrifying truth that the current Azure Sorceress has not realized.

Only An Su is aware of that fearful, dark future, yet even he, being born as he was, cannot bring himself to tell Miss Azure: that Azure will not only be single at thirty but at one hundred, two hundred… even after she dies and turns into bones, Miss Bones will still be single bones.

Single bones, colloquially known as the 'lone bone'.

She is not a thirty-year-old single witch, but a thirty thousand-year-old single witch.

Put simply, she's an 18-year-old with an additional 29982x12 months single witch!

—That's how dreadful the future is.

"No."

Miss Azure did not yet know of that dark future, and at this moment, she still had not given up on hope; fiercely staring at Luojia, she found her last chance and fiercely said:

"You, you are not married either!"

Had it not been for Miss Azure's supporters who are all ghostly soldiers, her approval ratings would have already vanished.

It is you who pushed me to this point,

If so, then there is no need to hold back.

"What face do you have to criticize me!" Miss Azure snorted coldly, "Truly ridiculous to the extreme!"

You...

Miss Luojia was unable to retort, her confrontation hot to the point of blindness; those hot-headed in confrontation are illogical. Miss Luojia turned her head, grabbing the confused An Su's collar—

"Marry me!"

Under the warm white evening breeze, that crimson-haired girl stood on her tiptoes, pulling on the boy's tie, unreasonably commanding.

"Hurry up!"

[Witch Tea Party viewership ratings: 90%]

Meanwhile, a new bizarre sect and political party was born in the Chaotic Church Nation.

[An Su & Luojia Sect, approval rating: 30%]