The Fortunate Demoniac Little Village Doctor

79: Chapter 79: Tidying Up 79: Chapter 79: Tidying Up “Huang Meili, wait!” Suddenly, a sweet and sticky voice rose from behind.

Liu Hun felt it was familiar and turned around to see it was Ren Peiling.

Huang Meili spun around a few times before turning to see it was Ren Peiling pouting and saying, “Oh, it’s Director Ren, what’s up?”

“Help him stamp the document before you leave work,” Ren Peiling directly said to Huang Meili, knowing all too well the nature of these people who got their jobs through god knows how many backdoors.

“I’ve already clocked out.

This is work-related, and work shouldn’t encroach on my personal time, right?” Huang Meili didn’t regard Ren Peiling at all, feeling her connections were as solid as iron, and apart from powerful figures like the Mayor, she wouldn’t give face to anyone else.

“Just now in the meeting, the Mayor explicitly stated that Wanbao Village’s issues should be given priority.

He might inspect Wanbao Village at any time, and if there are pending issues or questions about why they weren’t resolved, it might be because the village chief of Wanbao Village didn’t receive the materials,” said Ren Peiling, her words carrying a threat.

This type of people could only be suppressed by bringing up the Mayor.

Upon hearing Ren Peiling mention the Mayor, Huang Meili was unwilling a hundred times over but really feared the Mayor’s wrath.

Thus, she unwillingly turned, opened the door, stamped the document, and threw the materials that Xie Heguo had ordered to be given to Wanbao Village to Liu Hun.

“Is this it?” Ren Peiling asked, holding the materials.

She knew that Xie Heguo had long asked his subordinates to handle Wanbao Village’s finances, a task she initially fought hard for.

She didn’t expect Huang Meili and others to keep stalling up until now.

“Can’t your own eyes see?

I’ve taken what needs to be taken and stamped.

I’m off work now.

Whoever wants to keep working, let them.

I’m done!

Power tripping,” Huang Meili muttered as she prepared to leave.

Liu Hun couldn’t fathom these government slackers immune to sun and rain; what was there to be so resentful about?

Today, he was indeed not going to let Huang Meili just leave.

Spotting a banana peel in the trash beside him from the pile of garbage left by Huang Meili, he decided to use his Qi to accurately kick it in front of Huang Meili while the two women weren’t looking.

Muttering as if her father had died, Huang Meili, constantly complaining and blaming the three minutes wasted, had not noticed when a banana peel appeared in front of her.

Her 180-pound body stepped on the banana peel, and in an instant, she fell like a lame donkey hauling stones across a river.

Down she went in a cascade of tumbles; it was all flesh!

With a cushion of her own flesh as she hit the ground, there wasn’t a single sound, and a wail came out as she struggled back up, resembling an overturned turtle.

What a scene!

It was just like eating zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival, coinciding perfectly with the end of the workday.

The entire office had emptied, and the sight of Huang Meili lying on the floor and unable to get up induced many to gather around.

Each one bore the attitude of enjoying the show, showing no inclination to help her.

“Psst, look, isn’t that the oily Huang from the office?

Why is she still screaming on the ground!

Is she practicing some turtle kung fu or what?”

“Don’t laugh, but she really does look like a turtle that can’t flip over!

Look at those short legs still kicking – truly dying laughing here!”

“Who told her to always stuff her stomach so full?

You all don’t know, but in the cafeteria, she eats a portion meant for three all by herself.

And she really eats like it’s free!”

“…”

Lying on the ground, Huang Meili felt her body like a mudslide, slumping down anytime she tried to get up, unable to flip over no matter how much she struggled.

Listening to her colleagues’ cool remarks made her furious, and she quickly turned her wails into curses, “What are you staring at?

Haven’t you seen someone fall before?

All blabbing away as if it’s not your business!

Aren’t you afraid karma will strike and thunder will smite you!

Which animal lacks such civic sense!

Eating and littering!

Throwing banana peels on the ground…

Ouch… My back hurts!

Damn it, littering, oh!”

Liu Hun looked at Huang Meili’s so-called colleagues, some enjoying the show, others not even glancing her way before heading home.

He thought only such a deeply entrenched bureaucratic system could breed these weirdos.

What made him feel more foolish was Huang Meili, unable to get up from the ground but still cursing.

Today’s lesson was indeed necessary, but another was needed to remind Huang Meili to remember not to trouble others coming to get things done in the future.

With this thought, Liu Hun walked to Huang Meili’s side and asked, “Comrade Huang, no one’s helping you, want me to pull you up?”

“Stop wasting your words here!

Hurry up and pull me up!

If it weren’t for my approval, would you even have that money?

So slow!” Huang Meili complained to Liu Hun, acting as if everyone should naturally help her.

“Alright!

I’ll pull you up!” Liu Hun said as he reached out to pull Huang Meili.

Huang Meili, who had found a lifeline, grabbed it immediately.

Just as her upper body was about to be pulled up, her hand mysteriously slipped, and with a tilt of her head, she fell back to the ground.

“Ouch!

It hurts… I’m dying here!

Did you leave home without your brain or what?

Such a stupid pig!

Even pigs are smarter than you!

Can’t even pull someone up properly!

Did your food go right through your rear end?” Huang Meili fell in pain, looking for an outlet to vent her frustration.

She couldn’t provoke her colleagues who were making snide comments nearby, but Liu Hun, this insignificant person, was a completely different story—immediately becoming her target to lash out at.

Liu Hun feigned embarrassment and said loudly, “Comrade Huang, your hand is too slippery; did you get all the grease on you squeezed out by the fall?!”

Liu Hun’s words were much harsher than Huang Meili’s curses.

This immediately provoked laughter from the onlookers, and Huang Meili, lying on the ground, experienced a flush of red and blue on her face.

She opened her mouth and threatened Liu Hun, “Liu, if you don’t help me get up today, I’ll make sure you can’t accomplish anything in the future!” She knew she had become a joke and could only threaten Liu Hun to help her up.

If Liu Hun walked away, she really didn’t know how long she would lie there.

If Huang Meili hadn’t let out that ridiculous pride, Liu Hun would have really walked away, but now that he was challenged, he couldn’t just leave.

Pretending to ponder, Liu Hun said to Huang Meili, “Look, how about this?

Your belly is too big, full of oil, and it’s impossible to pull you up directly.

How about we try pulling you up by tilting your body to the side?”

Huang Meili, filled with nothing but food on her mind, listened to Liu Hun and felt he made some sense.

She said to Liu Hun, “Don’t you try any tricks on me; just do whatever it takes!

Just get me up!”

“Alrighty!” Liu Hun immediately responded, nudged Huang Meili with his foot flipping her over, making her curl up on the ground, and then reached out to pull her, “One!

Two!

Up!”

“Ouch!

It hurts!

It’s killing me!

You little bastard!

What are you up to?!

My face just hit the ground!

How will I face people now?” Huang Meili yelled and cursed at Liu Hun.

She was just about to be pulled up, but didn’t watch her footing and slipped again, this time her face bore the brunt of the fall.

“Like this!

There’s less fat on your back!

Let’s try pulling you up from behind!

That should work!” Liu Hun finished speaking and before Huang Meili could reply, he flipped her over while she was lying on her side, causing her to feel a whole-body ache.

Just as Huang Meili was about to scold Liu Hun, she suddenly thought, “Why not push herself up since she was already face down?” She didn’t need Liu Hun anymore.

As soon as Huang Meili figured this out, Liu Hun had already grabbed her hands from behind, and in an instant, with a tilt of her head and a stiffening of her neck, both her upper and lower orifices miraculously opened up simultaneously.

With a bent and tuned “pfft,” Huang Meili’s pants suddenly turned yellow, soft and warm like a lump of mud scraped from the stove.

And above her, there was a sound of “vomit”—she had returned all the perks she got from the public.

Liu Hun covered his nose and immediately let go of Huang Meili’s hands.

With a “smack,” her pancake face completely landed on the public meal, and her cursing mouth now truly stank up the place.

Seeing Huang Meili like this, the onlookers, laughing and clutching their bellies, gradually left to go home.

Ren Peiling quickly called the gatekeeper and the cleaning staff to help get Huang Meili up.

After settling the matters in town, the funds from above were quickly disbursed.

Liu Hun gave every penny to the villagers without skimming any.

The villagers of Wanbao Village, now hopeful about rebuilding their homes, were not only hopeful but deeply grateful to Liu Hun.

Each one felt they had made the right choice, eagerly anticipating better days ahead.

Cai Yan, after receiving the Orchid grass, went off to conduct her own research, and Yang Yide, having settled matters for Wanbao Village, didn’t continue to stay in Taiping Town and went off to handle his big business deals.

Therefore, Yang Yide sent a bespectacled salesman specifically to handle the blueberry matters in Wanbao Village.

Liu Hun received three-year-old blueberry seedlings from Yang Yide, but the blueberries wouldn’t reach their peak fruiting period until the fourth year.

Transplanting them might affect the fruiting rate and, if not managed properly, could even result in no fruit at all.

Under the influence of Liu Hun’s Qi Force, the blueberry plants matured early and yielded a large harvest.

At this critical juncture, he couldn’t afford the slightest negligence.

Du Yueling meticulously recorded which household claimed how many, the actual number of plants, and the expected output.

All Liu Hun had to do was to check on things every day and ensure that nothing went wrong.