The Byoukidere Is Her Sweetie

Chapter 169: 169: Jiang Zhi: What should I do if my girlfriend loves me too much? (second update)
 

She looked at a lot of lewd pictures.

After the chat ended, she deleted the images sent by Fang Lixiang one by one. She couldn’t let Jiang Zhi see them. Once finished, she gave Jiang Zhi a call.

“Jiang Zhi.”

“Mhm.”

Zhou Xufang asked him, “Did you use the body lotion I gave you?”

Is this really the first thing she asks when she calls?

He thought she missed him!

Jiang Zhi said, “I did.”

“Is it nice to use?”

Whether it’s nice to use, he didn’t know. He was a big, burly guy; how would he know about that stuff? So, he said, “It’s too fragrant, others can smell it.” He meant to complain just a little, afraid of making Zhou Xufang unhappy.

Zhou Xufang wasn’t angry. With her straightforward thinking, she said, “Then let them smell it.”

But for a guy to smell fragrant as all hell was just ridiculous.

Jiang Zhi didn’t want to upset his girlfriend, beating around the bush, he said, “That’s something girls use. Guys don’t bother with that stuff.”

Zhou Xufang didn’t agree, “You can’t compare yourself to them.” She was serious, “You’re delicate.”

Delicate Jiang Zhi: “…”

He still had to use the body lotion.

Also, Zhou Xufang switched to speakerphone and set the phone down, then she sent Jiang Zhi a link on WeChat from her computer: “I also picked out two sunscreens for you, choose one.”

Jiang Zhi: “…”

Could he choose none?

Zhou Xufang sent him a kiss emoji on WeChat and asked, “Don’t you like them?”

She had sent a kiss.

He should have the sense to be obedient. So, he didn’t fuss any longer. Whatever Zhou Xufang said, went, “There’s nothing I don’t like.”

“Then pick one.”

Jiang Zhi clicked the link, he looked though he didn’t understand, “Which one is unscented?”

Zhou Xufang said, “The purple one.”

“Let’s go with that one then.”

“Alright.” Zhou Xufang added the sunscreen to the shopping cart, two of them—one for her, one for Jiang Zhi. She planned to test it herself first; if it was good, then she would use it on Jiang Zhi.

Uh-huh, Zhou Xufang had recently fallen in love with online shopping.

The online shopping app was installed by Jiang Zhi and after she made one purchase, she was unstoppable. These past few days, there were packages for Jiang Zhi every day, all bought by Zhou Xufang—brush cups, pillows, clothing, shoes, bedding sets… everything, even facial masks.

“Zhou Xufang, stop buying me gifts.”

After facial masks, body lotion, and sunscreen, he couldn’t guess what else Zhou Xufang would buy for him.

Zhou Xufang asked, “Why?”

He couldn’t dampen her enthusiasm, so Jiang Zhi thought of a reason that sounded pretty good, “We need to save up for baby formula.”

Zhou Xufang stopped responding and replied on WeChat with just a period.

Fangbao’s Boyfriend: [Send one more period and I’ll cry]

It took a while, but unable to contain her curiosity, she quietly and sneakily asked Jiang Zhi, “Have you cured your infertility?”

Jiang Zhi laughed, “Why don’t you try it out?”

Fangbao: “.”

So Jiang Zhi had a dirty mind too…

The next day, Xiao Xue, in Imperial City, it was icy and snowy again, coldness everywhere.

It had been eighteen hours since Xue Baoyi was deleted by Fang Lixiang as a friend, and he had resent the friend request over twenty times by now, without a single response.

Why should he care? He didn’t care at all!

Xue Baoyi carried a gun and went on a shooting spree in the game!

The secretary Xiao Zhuang noticed too that his boss was in a foul mood today, “Mr. Second.”

Xue Baoyi ignored him and kept wildly tapping on his phone.

Xiao Zhuang, a plump guy with great skin, leaned closer, his chubby and joyful face beamed even more, “It’s three o’clock, Mr. Second.” His body more ample, “Mr. Second.”

Xue Baoyi grew impatient, “Don’t you see I’m gaming?”

Xiao Zhuang’s face was serious, but it didn’t affect his naturally festive appearance, he looked joyful even without a smile, “I saw it, but you’d died before I called you.”

From starting work at two o’clock until now, in the span of an hour, he had started over a dozen games, unsure if he’d survived more than ten minutes in any.

With his lack of skills, Xiao Zhuang wondered who had given him the confidence and audacity to play competitive games, even daring to mock a player who had maxed out their skills in Miracle Nuan Nuan.

Xue Baoyi was still stubborn, “I didn’t die, I was mixing a potion.”

Mixing a potion, psh, Xiao Zhuang saw that the enemy had already come over to finish him, but he couldn’t be bothered to reveal the truth, “You need to go to a meeting now.”

There was a company-wide meeting at three o’clock, and it was already time.

Knock—knock—knock!

Someone was at the door, Xue Baoyi glanced at WeChat, then started another game, “The door’s unlocked.”

“Boss.”

With such a respectful and polite demeanor, who else could it be?

Xue Baoyi immediately looked up from her phone screen, “What’s up?”

Fang Lixiang took small steps forward, pulled out a bottle of body lotion from her pocket, and placed it on the desk, her face adorned with a professional fake smile, “For you.”

Xue Baoyi glanced at the bright red bottle, withdrew her leg that was resting on the table, raised an eyebrow like a carefree hooligan, “Fang Lixiang, you’re not hitting on me, are you?”

Fang Lixiang replied without hesitation, “Not at all!” with resolute certainty, “Absolutely not!”

“…”

In the game interface, the player with the colorful braids just happened to fall on a slope and died upon impact—crash-landed into a box!

Xue Baoyi got slightly irked, tossed her phone aside, and grabbed a handful of Fang Lixiang’s freshly-made scumbag perm, “Then why the hell are you gifting me this crap?”

Fang Lixiang was thinking of how to explain without offending the boss.

Xiao Zhuang couldn’t stand it any longer, stood up to help Fang Lixiang out of the bind, “Mr. Second, Lixiang is the spokesperson for this product, the merchants gave her several boxes, she can’t use them all, she’s given them to many colleagues in the company, I got one too.” Don’t flatter yourself too much.

Fang Lixiang nodded frantically, shooting a grateful look toward Xiao Zhuang.

Xue Baoyi got even more miffed after hearing the explanation, like a rough-and-tumble tough guy, “Did I ask you anything?”

Xiao Zhuang chose silence, today’s Mr. Second had eaten dynamite, no need to fan the flames.

Ding—

It was Fang Lixiang’s phone, it chimed once, the alert tone of WeChat, she didn’t even glance sideways, ignoring it.

Xue Baoyi leaned back in the boss chair, leg draped over the desk, his sweater choice for today hadn’t been the best, it was forgiveness green, “Not checking your phone?”

What he meant was—you haven’t accepted my friend request yet!

Guessing the boss’s thoughts is the hardest thing in the world. After pondering, Fang Lixiang replied, “I don’t really check my phone during work hours.” She wanted to cultivate the image of someone obsessed with work, indifferent to food and drink, after all, what boss doesn’t love hardworking and earnest employees, “Boss, you hold me in such high regard, I’ll treasure every second of work, toiling away to repay you.”

“Don’t make it sound like I’m exploiting you,” he looked at people from the corner of his eye like a big shot in society, “You can check your phone.” Check it already! Hurry up and accept my request!

Fang Lixiang felt the boss seemed a bit fiery, at times like this, employees should be proactive, “Work is of utmost importance, work comes first!”

What an actor! Dumb as a doorknob!

“What if someone has something important to contact you about?” Hurry up and accept it!

With a professional fake smile, Fang Lixiang replied, “If it’s important, they should call me, I suppose.”

Xue Baoyi was out of words.

The work-loving Fang Lixiang, “Can I get back to work now?”

The other person ignored you, shooting you a look—scram.

Fang Lixiang “scrammed,” just getting to the door, then twisted her head back, “Boss,” she stammered hesitantly, “Does our company have any special policies?”

The big boss with legs crossed, looking supremely pissed off, “Like what.”

“Like prohibiting up-and-coming artists from dating or something.”

Damn it! Xue Baoyi straightened up, “You want to date?!” With which little bastard!

Fang Lixiang felt the waves of hostility hitting her, and she quickly waved her hands to deny, “No, no, I was just asking.” She then made a swift escape, “Well, I’m off to work.”

Xue Baoyi humphed.

No wonder she deleted him as a friend, turns out she’s got a hound on the outside!

“Add an item to the meeting agenda.”

Xiao Zhuang pulled out his notebook to take notes, “Add what?”

“No dating in secret for up-and-coming artists,” Xue Baoyi grinned wildly, “unless I approve it.”

Two hours later, the Baoguang weekly meeting concluded, and Lin Shang called the up-and-coming artists under him as soon as he exited the meeting room.

The first call was to Fang Lixiang.

“The big boss spoke, CP hype is okay, but dating must be reported to the company.” The boss had particularly emphasized—female artists in their prime!

Among all of Baoguang, Fang Lixiang was the fastest rising in fame.

Fang Lixiang snorted, Officials set fires and don’t let the commoners light lamps, he goes swimming and plays mahjong with his ladies and no one says a word. After her grumbling, she took out her phone, pondered forever, and accepted the friend request from ‘A Lifetime of Being Handsome.’

Just accepted, and a message already came from the other side.

A Lifetime of Being Handsome, “Why did you delete me?!”

I’m Your Ancestor, “Slip of the hand.” This excuse, entertainers loved it the most, liked something they shouldn’t have, blame it on ‘Comrade Slip of the Hand.’

A Lifetime of Being Handsome, “And you took so long to accept my friend request.”

The resentment and anger seemed to be bursting through the screen.

I’m Your Ancestor, “My boy,” she suddenly turned solemn, “Let’s be a father and son with deep affection from now on.”

A Lifetime of Being Handsome, “Father and son my ass!”

I’m Your Ancestor, “Come on, let’s play a game, daddy will take you flying.”

A Lifetime of Being Handsome, “I want to try quad queue.”

I’m Your Ancestor, “Sure? It’s not just anyone that can put up with you being unskilled.”

A Lifetime of Being Handsome, “Where am I unskilled? I’m skilled now!”

Some noobs always think they’re going to improve, sigh! Fine, let him witness how cruel the world can be.

Fang Lixiang enters the game, forms a team, and heads for G Port.