Chapter 999 - 90: Must Learn, This Must Be Learned
Chapter 999: Chapter 90: Must Learn, This Must Be Learned
Yanjie discovered something incredible and excitedly pulled Jiang Xu over.
There was a booth surrounded by many people.
A bald middle-aged man was introducing a product.
“Friends, have you felt that after turning forty, you just can’t get excited about anything and often feel powerless?”
“And no matter what supplements you take, they don’t really work?”
“The most direct result is that your other half becomes increasingly resentful and dissatisfied with you, creating disharmony at home.”
Many people in the audience subconsciously nodded, then quickly shook their heads, indicating they wouldn’t be like that.
The bald man held up a product in his hand, “This is the latest ‘bulletproof vest’ developed by our company.”
“Does it look ordinary?”
“But look closely, the front end has been specially processed.”
“We’ve increased the thickness from the normal 0.03 cm to 0.1 cm.”
“This way, it can significantly increase the duration.”
“And if that’s still not enough, we have one that is 0.2 cm thick.”
“I guarantee that after using it once, you’ll regain admiration and respect from your wife (girlfriend).”
The audience burst into enthusiastic applause.
Many people said they didn’t need it themselves but they had a friend who did.
“Teacher,” Yanjie raised his hand, “then I’d like to ask, what if it’s difficult to get it started, how do you solve that?”
“Oh, Teacher, don’t misunderstand, it’s not me, I have a relative who has this problem, I’m just asking for him.”
The bald man gave a knowing look everyone recognized and smiled, “I have a secret recipe that might work for your relative.”
Yanjie immediately showed an eager expression.
Even Jiang Xu was interested.
Anyone over twenty, especially those with girlfriends, would probably find this interesting.
“This secret recipe of mine is actually a dietary remedy.”
“The ingredients required are sheep kidneys, bull pizzle, oysters, goji berries, plus a bit of water to stew.”
“Since all these ingredients are heaty, you also need to add a pear at the end to balance it out.”
“After eating this, you’re guaranteed to be as vigorous as a dragon and a tiger.”
“But also take note, don’t consume too much, once a month is enough.”
Yanjie quickly took out his phone and recorded this recipe.
The other men around did the same.
They all claimed they were recording it for a friend (relative).
Many people placed orders for this thickened ‘bulletproof vest.’
Yanjie even bought twenty boxes directly.
Jiang Xu was dumbfounded, “You bought so many, can you use them all before they expire?”
“No,” Yanjie whispered to Jiang Xu, “I plan to use two at a time, they’ll run out quickly.”
Jiang Xu: “…”
His silence was deafening.
Then, they moved on to the next exhibition area.
This area was for girls.
All kinds of indescribable products.
With weird and wonderful shapes.
This wasn’t it, they even differentiated between daytime and nighttime use.
It was quite an eye-opener for Jiang Xu.
Yanjie didn’t hesitate, but immediately pulled out his card and started buying.
“What are you buying these for?” Jiang Xu was puzzled.
“They’re for Yuanyuan to relieve boredom,” Yanjie naturally said, “When I’m not home and Yuanyuan is bored, she can use these toys to entertain herself.
If she’s happy, she won’t always glare at me and hit or scold me.”
Jiang Xu was speechless, “You’re quite a nice guy.”
Yanjie proudly said, “Indeed, I am a good man, a good husband.”
Jiang Xu: “Hehe.”
Meanwhile, they reached another exhibition area.
This area had a teacher-like lady with glasses, elaborating on some knowledge about men and women.
Yanjie was immediately captivated by the teacher.
He watched intently and muttered, “If my high school teacher looked like her, I would have graduated from Tsinghua or Peking University.”
A few male fellows nodded in agreement nearby.
Sometimes it’s not that we don’t want to learn; it’s just that we lack motivation.
Jiang Xu didn’t join the conversation but listened intently too.
Because this teacher really knew her stuff.
Many of the points she covered were new to Jiang Xu.
He found it fascinating.
A lot of these points could be applied in practice.
Nuonuo, you’re in luck.
Far away at the villa, An Nuonuo suddenly shivered.
After the teacher finished her presentation, Yanjie couldn’t wait to ask for her contact information.
Seeing Yanjie fully geared up without showing his face, the teacher was reluctant to oblige.
The next second, when Yanjie pulled out his Black Dragon Gold Card, he literally dazzled her.
Without a word, she took the initiative to add Yanjie as a friend.
She would probably live a hard life once this event was over.
But with Yanjie’s capabilities, it would only be hard for a little while.
Then, they moved to yet another exhibition area.
This particular display caught Jiang Xu’s interest.
Because it featured countless outfits from QQ.
Each one was boldly designed.
And more importantly, all these clothes were worn by models.
What’s even more unprecedented was that each model was accompanied by an explainer.
Who very seriously and meticulously explained the design concept and specific use of each garment.
Jiang Xu suddenly felt that coming here with Yanjie was a very correct decision.
It was indeed a significant gain.
Eventually, Jiang Xu also opened his wallet and bought one set of all the clothes from this exhibition area.
A total of hundreds of pieces.
He planned to distribute them among a few girls around him.
Letting them also experience what technological advancement brings… hehehe.
The two browsed until the exhibition closed in the afternoon before leaving.
Both were immensely satisfied.
Especially Yanjie, whose smiling face hadn’t faded at all.
While boastfully telling Jiang Xu that now Zhang Yuanyuan would definitely be sincerely convinced by him.
She would dare not scold him again.
Jiang Xu chuckled.
This was what was called making up for lack of ability with equipment.
Unlike himself, who was powerful enough, these external things were just a means of diversion.
“You head back first,” Yanjie told Jiang Xu, “I’ve got a dinner date with that teacher from earlier.
If Yuanyuan calls you, just tell her we’re together at the hot springs.”
Jiang Xu had no objections.
He was going to find Chu Youwei and have her try on the ‘combat garments’ he just bought.
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