Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend

Chapter 1004: Chapter 95 The Unpredictable Jiang Xiaoyan

“How’s it going?” Jiang Xiaoyan asked, looking at Jiang Xu, who was checking her “wound.”

Jiang Xu examined it carefully and said, “It looks like it’s almost healed, but to be safe, it needs to be taken care of for a few more days.”

Jiang Xiaoyan blinked her eyes, “Isn’t it said that saliva has a healing effect on wounds? Perhaps you could…”

“Scram, scram, scram.” Jiang Xu said irritably, “You haven’t bathed in two days; that’s disgusting.”

Had she just taken a bath, Jiang Xu might have been fine with it.

But not bathing for two days, even a fairy would stink.

Jiang Xiaoyan hummed, “What, do you despise me?”

Jiang Xu: “No, I’m just afraid you’ll get an infection, and then it’ll be even harder to heal.”

Jiang Xiaoyan pouted, “Fine, I’ll let you off this time. Carry me to the bathroom. Let’s take a shower and then talk about it.”

Honestly, having not showered for two days was quite uncomfortable.

“As you wish!” Jiang Xu carried Jiang Xiaoyan to the bathroom.

After the two had a bath, they scrolled through some short videos for a while and then got hungry again.

Jiang Xu got hungry even faster.

Those previous twelve hours were hellish.

Jiang Xu had taken the opportunity to weigh himself.

Good lord, he had lost over five pounds just like that.

From this, one could see just how formidable Jiang Xiaoyan was.

Now, there was a deficit in Jiang Xu’s body; he really needed to replenish it.

Jiang Xiaoyan had someone send up all kinds of warming and nutritious ingredients.

The two of them roasted and ate them at home.

One by one, fist-sized oysters entered Jiang Xu’s stomach.

“Right,” Jiang Xu slapped his forehead, “I almost forgot; I brought some tiger bone wine.”

For this trip, Jiang Xu had made a lot of preparations.

Because he knew Jiang Xiaoyan definitely wouldn’t behave; it was highly likely she’d stir up trouble.

And he had guessed that correctly.

The only thing he hadn’t anticipated was not drinking some tiger bone wine in advance.

Otherwise, he wouldn’t have almost been incapacitated, and he still hadn’t fully recovered.

Jiang Xu poured two cups of tiger bone wine.

He handed one of the small cups used for drinking spirits to Jiang Xiaoyan.

After explaining the effects and the potency of the wine to her, she looked interested.

“In that case, I will allocate ten billion as a special fund, seek the raw materials worldwide, and brew about ten or eight tons of it.”

Jiang Xu thought this proposal was good.

Jiang Xiaoyan was just too “peaky.”

He could still contend with her while he was young.

But as he got older, he definitely wouldn’t be able to “beat” Jiang Xiaoyan.

Moreover, Jiang Xu had to “deal with” not just Jiang Xiaoyan.

So indeed, it was necessary to make some preparations in advance.

Jiang Xu didn’t want to end up like the saying goes on the internet.

“You don’t know what’s precious when you’re young, but when you’re old, you cry over what’s missing.”

“This wine really works wonders,” Jiang Xiaoyan said in surprise after just a sip, “Now I feel warm all over, full of strength, why don’t we…”

“No, definitely not,” Jiang Xu quickly waved his hand, “Let’s first heal the ‘wound’ properly; there will be plenty of time in the future, no need to rush.”

“Okay then,” Jiang Xiaoyan had only said it in passing and didn’t actually want to do that right then.

After having some late-night snacks and a bit of wine, drowsiness swept over them again.

After a simple wash, they hugged each other to sleep.

The next time they woke up, it was already noon the following day.

“Uh…”

Jiang Xu stretched lazily, feeling energetic throughout his body.

After a long period of deep sleep, he had finally replenished the energy he had lost.

Jiang Xiaoyan’s complexion was radiant, and her eyes held a charming allure.

She evolved from a little kitten to a nine-tailed fox.

Without any excessive gestures, just a beckoning finger or a raised eyebrow was enough to make the vast majority of men in the world fall for her.

Yes, that included Jiang Xu right now.

“I’ll cook for you,” Jiang Xiaoyan tenderly offered.

Jiang Xu replied, “Let me do it. You should rest more, the ‘wound’ may not have healed so quickly.”

“No way!” Jiang Xiaoyan was adamant.

The role of a devoted wife and mother was something she had longed for many years, and now she finally had the chance to fulfill it, no one could stop her.

Not even Jiang Xu.

“Alright, alright,” Jiang Xu raised his hands in surrender, with a laugh and a cry, “but let me check the ‘wound’ first, to see if it’s completely healed and whether there’s any infection or something.”

While showing Jiang Xu her ‘wound’ to inspect, Jiang Xiaoyan said coquettishly, “Young man, you’d better control yourself.

If you can’t resist, I’ll make you eat…”

Jiang Xu replied, “Even a pervert would think it’s perverted.”

Jiang Xiaoyan giggled.

He carefully checked Jiang Xiaoyan’s ‘wound’ inside and out.

Indeed, it was completely healed, not a scar in sight.

“All good,” Jiang Xu clapped his hands, “You’ve recovered, you can go cook now, my darling.”

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiaoyan suddenly frowned, emitting waves of chilling aura.

The look she gave Jiang Xu was filled with hostility.

“What’s wrong?” Jiang Xu scratched his head, puzzled.

He didn’t say anything he shouldn’t have, so why was Jiang Xiaoyan suddenly upset.

“Humph!” Jiang Xiaoyan huffed coldly, “Still asking me what’s wrong, it seems like you don’t care about me one bit.

If that’s the case, why are you still here? Get lost, don’t let me see you again!!!”

Jiang Xu was baffled, “What???”

He was utterly confused.

What’s going on?

Everything was fine, why did she suddenly throw such a tantrum?

Jiang Xu approached her, “Tell me, what did I do wrong, I’ll apologize.”

Jiang Xiaoyan turned her body away, refusing to look at Jiang Xu.

Jiang Xu ran over to her again, tentatively saying, “Jiang sister, Yan sister, if there’s anything I’ve done to offend you, please just say it, I will definitely change.”

Jiang Xiaoyan replied, “True understanding doesn’t need to be spelled out; this just proves you really don’t have me in your heart.”

Jiang Xu protested, “How can I understand if you don’t tell me?”

Jiang Xiaoyan scoffed, “Talk your hammer talk, just get lost, I’m really angry right now, don’t want to see you again.”

Jiang Xu got angry too, his expression darkening slightly, “Jiang Xiaoyan, I’m giving you one last chance, tell me what’s made you mad, or else you bear the consequences.”

Jiang Xiaoyan tilted her head, defiantly, “Come on, I’d like to see how you make me bear the consequences.”

“Fine, fine,” Jiang Xu laughed angrily, “You’re really asking for it, today you’ll taste my special technique — ‘Big Wilderness Prison Heaven Finger’!”

When the move was executed, the sun and moon lost their shine, the heavens and earth darkened, and the great paths were obliterated.

Jiang Xiaoyan could resist at first, but in the face of absolute power, she quickly succumbed.

In the end, she desperately pleaded with Jiang Xu to spare her this time…