Solo Farming In The Tower

Chapter 671: Uhehehehe. Your sword is too dull to wound me.



TL: Hanguk

PR: MiniPixelZ

375th Dimensional Sea Zone.

“Die!”

As Heath, the slayer, swiftly swung his sword,

Piyo! Piyo!

[Messenger Bird Secret Art! Emergency Delivery!]

Piyot evaded the sword’s energy and swiftly closed in on Heath to attack.

However,

Clang!

Unlike the previous kings, Heath easily blocked Piyot’s attack with his sword.

“Hmph! Do you think you can defeat me just because you managed to beat a few half-wits?”

It’s dangerous!

Sensing Heath’s murderous intent, Piyot quickly retreated to put some distance between them.

“Too late! Secret Art! Heaven and Earth Slash!”

With a wicked grin, Heath slashed his sword violently at Piyot. A thick and massive wall, densely formed from sword energy, flew toward Piyot.

It was a technique Heath created to annihilate all living creatures residing in heaven and earth.

There’s no place to run!

As Piyot hesitated, unable to find a way to escape,

“Piyot! Hide behind me!”

Uren stepped in front of Piyot.

Pububuk!

Kuik! Kuik!

Uren blocked Heath’s attack with his body, screaming in agony.

“Uhehehehe. Your sword is too dull to wound me.”

It hurt like hell, but he didn’t forget to bluff one last time.

“You bastard! How dare you mock me!”

Thanks to that, the situation got worse.

As expected from Uren, the King of Misfortune, always pulling aggro.

“Final Ultimate Technique! Dimensional Slash!”

Enraged by Uren’s bluff, Heath swung his sword powerfully at him.

That’ll kill him if it hits!

Piyo!

[Uren-nim, get out of the way!]

“Huh?!”

Sensing danger, Piyot quickly pulled Uren away just before the slash landed, barely escaping the path of the sword.

Slash.

Heath’s attack cut through empty air. Simultaneously, the severed space split open, revealing another world through the gap.

It was the Level 1 world <Earth>.

Water flows from high to low places.

That law applied to the Sea of Dimensions as well. The water that made up the Sea of Dimensions, the power of dimensions, began flowing into the lowest-level world, <Earth>.

Due to the immense height difference, a tremendous suction force occurred.

Piyo!

[We’re being pulled in!]

“Huh?!”

“Moeng! What do we do?!”

Naturally, Piyot, Uren, and Poyo, who were closest to the gap, were swept up in the massive current and sucked into Earth. Following them, the ships of the Kamo Pirate Crew were also drawn in.

“Moeng?! There’s an intense sweet scent!”

It’s getting stronger!

Gulp.

Amidst it all, Poyo salivated at the intense smell of misfortune wafting from somewhere.

“Kuhuhu! Increase speed!”

“Full speed ahead!”

In Poyo’s eyes, pirate ships emitting a strong scent of misfortune were rapidly approaching.

The pirates didn’t resist the flow. They entrusted their ships to the current of the Sea of Dimensions and increased their speed even more.

They, too, were like water in the Sea of Dimensions.

And when the water fills and the levels match, the flow naturally stops.

Of course, any world submerged in the meantime would be destroyed, but that was none of their concern.

***

<Earth>

“Mom, don’t leave the house! Got it?!”

Sejun shouted urgently to Kim Mi-ran as he came out of the basement.

“Iona, put some shield magic around the area.”

“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Yes! Power of magic…”

He asked Iona to cast protective magic over the house. Although Iona specialized in destructive magic, she was highly skilled in other types as well.

As Iona performed her magic,

“Guys!”

Sejun called and gathered his companions.

And then,

“Wide Area Ten-Layer Shield.”

Once Iona completed the massive ten-layered shield protecting a 1km radius centered around Sejun’s house,

104.28.193.250

How dare they target Earth, where my house is, and even steal money?!

“Cuengi, that way.”

Kueng!

Boom!

Fueled by Sejun’s rage, Cuengi used telekinesis and flew at supersonic speed toward the area where the enemies had intruded.

As they approached the enemy’s location,

“Huh?!”

Why are they here?!

Piyot, Uren, and Poyo were fighting on a pirate ship.

Piyo!

[Sejun-nim, Theo-nim, I’m sorry!]

As soon as Sejun and Theo appeared, Piyot, knowing his mistake, hurriedly flew over and apologized to them.

However,

“Uhehehe. Sejun-nim, why are you here?”

“Mohehehe. Sejun-nim, can I lick you just once?”

Uren and Poyo, who still had no idea what they had done wrong, remained innocent and clueless.

Then,

“Hisss! Uren, this is Chairman Park’s hometown, meow! Because of you, Chairman Park is angry, meow!”

Grrrr. Kking! Kking!

[Grrr. Hey! Our butler is angry right now! Don’t mess with him!]

Theo and Blackie stepped in to straighten them out.

“I’m sorry…”

“Sorry…”

Thanks to that, Uren and Poyo finally began to understand what they had done wrong and apologized.

At that moment,

“You rat bastards! So I finally found you!”

Heath, who had crossed over by using the pirate ships as stepping stones, appeared before them with a sinister grin.

However,

“Kyoo-Kyoo-Kyoo- Rats?! Did you just call ME a rat?! Power of gravity…”

Heath had said something he never should have.

“Black Hole.”

The powerful suction of the black hole began pulling in the surrounding ships.

“Urgh! Dimensional Slash!”

To avoid being sucked in, Heath plunged his sword into the dimensional rift and held on.

“No, meow! We have to get the money, meow!”

Theo quickly rummaged through Heath’s belongings and took everything valuable.

“You bastard!”

Heath wanted to stop him, but the black hole prevented him from doing anything.

Once Theo had taken all the valuables,

“Puhuhut. Farewell, meow!”

Thud.

Thunk.

He knocked Heath unconscious and marked him almost simultaneously. Heath lost consciousness and was sucked into the black hole.

If luck was on his side, they might meet again someday.

After Heath disappeared into the black hole, Iona deactivated the black hole spell.

“Puhuhut.”

Theo took the sword Heath had stuck in the rift.

Then,

“Guys, hurry and grab whatever’s valuable!”

Sejun and his companions began looting treasure from the pirate ships to recover the money spent preventing Earth’s destruction.

That way, he could extend their stay and attend Kyung-chul’s wedding.

After looting about three pirate ships,

“You bastards!”

A massive black ship appeared, carrying the enraged Great Pirate Kamous and the remaining four kings.

It was Kamous’s ship, the Black Angler.

[A quest has been triggered.]

[Quest: Eliminate the Kamo Pirates’ leader Kamous and the First King Nas who massacres, the Second King…

A quest to eliminate Kamous and the remaining four kings appeared simultaneously.

..

.

[To prevent <Earth>’s collapse, shall Sejun-nim pay the enemies’ stay fee?]

A message popped up asking if he would pay for their stay.

“Haa. Pay.”

Sejun grimaced as he paid.

Kuehehehe. Kueng!

[Hehehe. Dad, Cuengi wants that ship!]

Cuengi’s eyes sparkled as he looked at the Black Angler, which was much cooler and bigger than his old ship.

And,

“Hehehe. Then that ship is yours, Cuengi.”

Sejun, who initially only intended to take the money, decided to take the ship too.

“You bastards! How dare you mock us! I’ll erase you along with the world behind you! Fire the Planetary Apocalypse Cannon!”

At Kamous’s enraged command, the front of the ship opened like a mouth with a metallic clunk,

Clank.

From the opened section, a massive cannon emerged.

Boom!

A deafening roar echoed as a gigantic cannonball flew toward Sejun and his group.

Kueng! Kueng!

[They attacked Dad! Cuengi will punish them!]

Boom!

The fake apocalypse cannon was obliterated by the fist of the real Beast of Apocalypse, Cuengi.

“Guys! Go!”

Kking!

[Brothers, fighting!]

“Haak! They attacked us, meow! I’ll stamp them, meow!”

“Kyoo-Kyoo-Kyoo-”

Ppyak!

Piyo!

“Here I go!”

“Mohehehe!”

At Sejun’s command and Blackie’s cheer, the group launched their counterattack.

A moment later.

All the pirates who had been stamped by Theo were kneeling on the deck.

Kuehehehe. Kueng! Kueng!

[Hehehe. Cuengi got a new ship! Cuengi is now the captain of a big ship!]

Cuengi held the helm of the ship, reveling in the feeling.

“Hehehe.”

“Puhuhut.”

Sejun and Theo cheerfully searched the Black Angler, no, now renamed the Black Cuengi, for treasure.

However,

“Hey. You’re supposed to be a notorious pirate, and this is all the treasure you’ve got?”

Sejun, disappointed with the meager haul, interrogated Kamous, who had a stamp on his forehead.

Although he had recovered all the money paid for the pirates’ stay and even obtained enough treasure to extend their stay by a day,

‘Is that all you’ve got as a Great Pirate?!’

A Great Pirate should have enough money to buy a whole world!

Having grown his expectations from pirate manga, Sejun was far from satisfied.

“At our main base in Grondra, I have treasure I’ve collected over the years. It’s incomparable to what’s on the ship.”

“Oh! As expected of a Great Pirate! I believed in you!”

Thankfully, Kamous didn’t betray Sejun’s expectations.

At that moment,

“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Sejun-nim, I’ve finished engraving the fixed coordinate.”

Iona, who engraved the fixed coordinate on Cuengi’s ship, spoke.

Once a fixed coordinate is engraved, even if the ship moves, one can teleport directly onto it.

“Alright. Then knock them out.”

“Puhuhut. Got it, meow!”

Kueng!

Ppyak!

Bam-bam!

At Sejun’s order, Theo, Cuengi, and Black Rabbit knocked the pirates unconscious.

It was a precaution in case the pirates tried to escape or scheme something.

And then,

“Please hit me! I don’t want to get hit by that bear!”

The pirates eagerly thrust their heads toward Theo and Black Rabbit.

Thud! Thud!

This was because the state of their comrades who were knocked out by Cuengi looked too severe.

Thud!

‘Once we reach headquarters, you’ll…’

Even Kamous was knocked out by Cuengi while vowing revenge.

Once all the pirates were unconscious,

“Guys, we’re gonna be late. Let’s hurry.”

Sejun took his group and headed to Kyung-chul’s wedding venue. Piyot, Uren, and Poyo went along as well.

The reason was Uren.

If Uren was left behind, there was a 100% chance something would happen to the ship.

And just leaving Uren and Poyo behind was a bit worrisome, and bringing only Uren would make Piyot and Poyo feel left out.

Considering all possibilities, taking everyone along was the best option.

Kueng!

Rumble.

Once Cuengi closed the dimensional rift with force,

[Dimensional power beyond <Earth>’s capacity has flowed in.]

[<Earth>’s balance has collapsed.]

[<Earth> will be destroyed in 10 minutes.]

Messages appeared before Sejun.

It was partly because the dimensional gap had been open too long, but Uren’s misfortune was the main reason.

“This can’t be, meow!”

This is the hometown of the great hybrid Chairman Park, meow!

At the same time, Theo extended his paw toward Earth and began burning astronomical amounts of money.

Thus, Theo’s fortune collided with Uren’s misfortune and transformed into powerful luck.

[<Earth> has begun evolving to a Level 2 world by adapting to the incoming dimensional energy.]

[<Earth> evolution will be complete in 1 hour.]

<Earth> began evolving to become a Level 2 world. Without anyone knowing.

***

Kyung-chul’s wedding venue.

“Congratulations, Kyung-chul ssi.”

“Yes, thank you.”

Kyung-chul shook hands with the guests who came up to greet him.

Has Sejun not come?

He glanced around now and then, looking for Sejun.

He wanted to introduce the man who had trained him into the strongest person on Earth to his wife.

And then,

-This is Pigeon. The Black Farmer has not been spotted yet.

-This is Eagle. The Black Farmer was seen at his residence in Hannam-dong. There’s a high possibility he’ll head toward Gangnam, so stay on standby.

Agents from top government agencies dispatched by several countries were lying in wait for Sejun.

Officially, Kyung-chul was Earth’s strongest, but they knew that unofficially, Sejun held that title.

So they were waiting to see if Sejun would appear here.

The details of Sejun’s relationships and their level of intimacy were treated as top-secret information on a national security level.

However,

“The ceremony will begin shortly. All guests, please make your way into the hall.”

Even as the ceremony was about to begin, Sejun still hadn’t arrived.

Looks like he’s not coming.

Just as the intelligence agents were preparing to withdraw,

Rumble.

A thunderous roar rang out from the sky.

“What was that?”

Kaito, an agent from Japan’s intelligence agency, frowned as he looked up at the clear sky. He was already in a bad mood due to the failed mission.

Then,

“Huh?!”

It’s Park Sejun!

In Kaito’s eyes, Sejun and his party were descending onto the rooftop of the wedding venue.

“Team Leader, Park Sejun is here!”

“This is Pigeon. The Black Farmer has arrived!”

The agents who had been preparing to withdraw became frantically busy.

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