Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?)

Hello everyone!!

Do you know what time it is?

Well, it's time to work for the first time! Today is going to be perfect and nothing can go wrong!

...Alright, that's enough escapism. Now, let's face things realistically. So with that determination, I started taking roll call:

Electric Tasers: Ready!

Frying pan: Ready!

Desserts, ice cream, and milk: Ready! Fourth

Pepper spray: Ready!

Straw dolls: (Here!) (Present!) (I'm ready!) "Thanks, and I'm counting on you, but please don't interrupt my internal monologues, little ones." (We're sorry...) (Apologies...) (.....) "Ahh, I'm sorry, please don't get depressed! You didn't do anything wrong!" ["One hour later"] "Haa... I finally finished playing with the straw dolls, so let's continue! Where was I?" <"At the fifth item on your list.">

"Oh, thanks... Wait a minute, you read my mind!!"

<"You should know that reading something so broken is practically impossible to do.">

"Then how did you know?"

<"From the physical list you bothered to write.">

"....."

...Wow, this is a bit embarrassing, because I didn't even realize I was writing a physical list... Ahem... Let's continue!!

6) Silver: ("Here, Mom!!")

"Should I stop writing this?"

<"If you want to, do it after calling Goldie. After all, she seems excited floating there.">

"By the way, do you know why Goldie isn't transmitting her intentions now?"

<"There's a reason for that, which you'll have to wait for, after all, it's a surprise.">

".... Haa... Well, alright... but just to make sure, you're not forgetting to tell me important information, are you?"

<"That's rude, of course I'm not forgetting (lie).">

"Then that's fine!!"

Uff... I won't lie to you, it's a relief to know that at least for now Echidna hasn't forgotten to share important information this time, so I can calmly continue my list!

7) Goldie: Ready!

8) Mask: Ready!

9) Surveillance cameras: Ready!

Everything is ready!!

You ask what the last ones were?

Well, dear reader, obviously they are a mask and spy cameras that Mom (possessed) gave me, as you can see, and if you want to ask me why she would have something like that...

Well, I don't know?!

... But anyway, let's look at the positive side, which is that thanks to that I can monitor some key places I remember to get ahead of any problems that might arise.

And what's the mask for?

The answer to that very justified question is that it's to prevent any anomalous virus that might emerge, and before you ask me "does such a thing exist?", let me answer you with an "obviously they do!!"

And as you suspect, they are also erotically oriented, like every single thing in this world. In fact, those viruses are responsible for the "disappearance" of cities and towns because they were placed under quarantine.

To give you an idea of the anomalous viruses, I'll mention a few, like the gender identity virus or the fanaticism virus.

So let's explain both!!

The first is known as the gender identity virus, and what it does is very simple, as it changes, as its name suggests, the infected person's gender identity, making a woman identify as a man and a man as a woman.

Is that all it does?

Well, unfortunately no, my dear reader!

What makes this virus so annoying and dangerous is that it not only changes your gender identity, but it also changes your self-awareness to that of a random member of the opposite gender who will always have an enormous sexual appetite, or in simple terms, consider it like a mental masculinization for women and mental feminization for men.

Do you want an example?

Well then, imagine you are a man who contracts the virus, and because of that, from one moment to the next, you feel a sense of incongruity with your appearance, age, or size. Why does that happen? The answer is simple: that's because you not only now consider yourself female, but you also feel like a small child in an adult man's body, but at the same time you retain your original memories and feelings.

Although because of this, your sexual preference will be severely distorted!

This led to many cases of the birth of all kinds of strange couples between men and women...

But believe it or not, this virus strangely has a good side, and that is because since original feelings like love are maintained along with memories, it caused couples to actually become more... Well, you know... "active" in their relationship, somehow improving that area in a rather distorted way...

But one could say that love triumphed!! (somehow)

So now let's move on to the next one, which is the fanaticism virus, and this one is much stranger than the previous one.

To begin, this virus works when someone looks specifically at a mysterious female idol who works under the pseudonym Mirika through any medium, be it virtual or in person, causing an unhealthy obsession with her.

In fact, one could say that once they see Mirika in some way, the people they once were die to be reborn as Mirika's "believers", literally doing anything to support her while constantly fantasizing about her and giving themselves pleasure.

And if you think what I said doesn't sound so bad, let me tell you that's a serious mistake, as the infected neglect everything that isn't Mirika. Examples of this are: parents who abandon their children or couples who simply break up to dedicate themselves exclusively to Mirika, and when I said they would do anything for her, I meant they really will, from killing, prostituting themselves, stealing, or anything else you can imagine. They will truly sink as low as they need to with a smile to support her.

But do you know what's the worst part?

That Mirika herself knows nothing about this!!

... Yep... She's not aware of what she's done nor does she know how to reverse it, so with no other option, the city where she debuted was sealed, just like what has happened to others, and currently she herself decided to stay there to take responsibility...

Honestly, I'd like to say it wasn't her fault, but when I remember what those "believers" were capable of, I can only feel fear. ¡¡But fortunately, I don't have any sect or anything like that to worry about!!