Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?)

¡¡Hello, everyone!!

"Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!"

"GO ROT IN HELL!"

I'm currently (fervently) rejecting the attempts of some kind of teddy bear-shaped "fairy" to turn me into a magical girl.

How did this happen?

Well, that's a very valid question, my dear reader, but the truth is...

I have no idea!!

Literally, I was just on my way back from school when this fairy popped out of absolutely nowhere to tell me this.

"Why do you refuse?!"

"First of all, I'm a man!!"

"That doesn't matter!"

"IT MATTERS TO ME!!"

Damn it, I'm having déjà vu right now.

This fairy reminds me of the boys at school and their stubborn confessions, and I don't like it.

"At least give me a valid reason for your refusal!"

"Besides my gender?"

"Exactly. You won't convince me to give up so easily until you show me reasons not to accept."

This damn bear!

If he thinks I'm going to fall for his pyramid scheme, he's sorely mistaken.

And before you ask what kind of scam I'm talking about, well, let me tell you that being a magical girl in this world, where eroticism is predominant, is tantamount to suffering severe humiliation and defeat.

I mean, there were many tragic stories about magical girls with quite horrendous endings that I read about in this world. The reality is that many magical girls are constantly defeated by evil organizations on the other side of the "veil," so they're the ones who need a magical girl, not me.

So, I'll attack him with logic until he gives up.

"First, I'm a boy. Athletically speaking, I'm very weak, and I'm clearly underage, so I shouldn't follow strangers. You can get lost."

"None of that matters! Being a magical girl is something you can be at any age! Besides, I can feel great talent from you!"

"I'll call the police!"

"Try it! I'll just vanish and come back again and again!"

"Damn stalker!"

"I'm a fairy."

"DAMN FAIRY!!"

Damn it, logic was never my strong suit...

I have no choice but to counterattack with my secret weapon.

"Help me, Echidna!!"

<"No thanks, this seems interesting.">

"...I feel betrayed."

"Are you talking to yourself?"

Asking Echidna for help didn't work, and this annoying fairy doesn't seem to be seen by anyone but me... Is there really nothing I can do?

"Wait a second... I've got it!"

"What are you doing...?"

(Pulling out!)

"A frying pan?!"

"Say your last words!!"

"What the heck-...? (Pans him!)"

In case you, like me, had also forgotten (due to lack of use), my frying pan is capable of hitting incorporeal beings or entities like ghosts or souls.

And finally, this ability is useful!!

(Whack with the pan!!)

"Owch!!"

(Hard blow!!)

"AAAAHHH!!!"

(BAM, WHAM, SMASH!!)

"PLEASE STOOOP...!!"

(Kick)

"Ugh...!!"

Seeing him sobbing on the floor, I finally stopped my attacks after giving him a kick to vent my frustrations. Ahem... I mean, nah... who am I kidding?

I actually enjoyed it.

"Are you leaving?"

"Yes, I suppose I understood your point, so I'll leave. What's that behind you?!"

"What...?"

(Squeeze)

"Contract made!!"

(Poof!!)

".... Huh?"

"Impressive! You even transformed in an instant! I knew I wasn't wrong!"

Accompanied by those (annoying) words, I mechanically turned my head, noticing my clothes had changed.

"Honestly, it looks great on you—agh!"

"{Jiē kāi miànshā, zhǎnxiàn lìng yīmiàn de dàoyǐng}"

And without another word, I grabbed the damn bear and crossed the "veil" using a nearby window at maximum speed.

"No... No... NO...!!"

I don't want to believe this! I refuse to accept it! This has to be a dream!!

"Wow, you can even enter the veil without needing an explanation! I really hit the jackpot!!"

But that annoying voice and the horrifying image of myself wearing a dress with shoulder-length hair, seen in the reflection, confirmed my greatest fears...

"N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

I had been turned into a magical girl...