Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?)

Hello everyone! Wow, I feel like I haven't said that in a while!

(BANG, BANG, BANG!!!)

("RESIST!!")

(Yeahh!)

(We can do it!)

(For mom!!)

Well, I'm sure you're wondering what's currently happening or how we got to the current situation, right?

Well, don't worry, because I'll tell you!!

As you may recall, I've previously been playing the new runic desire academy game ever since I bought it from the friendly vendor's shop, and just like with the game "Virtual Dimension," I also became addicted to this one.

Although in this case, I was mainly training my character's stats while acquiring skills that would allow me to be the strongest in the game, and everything was going great for once.

Until one of the heroines attacked!!

But don't get me wrong! By "attacked," I don't mean she came looking for a fight or anything like that. Instead, she confronted me with brazen, provocative, and sexually suggestive behavior while publicly questioning my sexuality by focusing on training.

Normally, faced with an accusation of that scale aimed at me, I would have slapped her right there while lecturing her about how many damned times I've rejected a stupid confession from another man.

But guess what? This time it was different!!

Since this time it was just a game, there was no risk of jeopardizing my precious "virginity" and risking a "GAME OVER," plus there was a time difference between the in-game time and reality.

Therefore, by using all the resistance stats I leveled up, I would have no problem subduing her in her own game!

.... But sadly, reality is often cruel, and it turns out that for sexual acts, the game time synchronizes with real-world time.... Who the hell designed this?! Damn it!!

Haaa... Haaa... Haa... Go back to your happy place, me... Everything's fine...

Okay, I've calmed down now, sorry about that, it's just that the memory still annoys me a bit.

But back to the topic!!

After this horrible discovery, I immediately thought about canceling the sexual relations in the game because of a terrifying premonition that kept screaming at me: "Do you want to die?!!"

However, there was one reason that made me go against my better judgment and agree to "face her" in bed.

What was the reason?

Well, dear reader, that important reason was the words spoken by the heroine Arisa Reaven that I couldn't ignore. What were they?

You see, they were such simple yet horrifying words that I simply couldn't accept them, and she said: "With that sturdy, toned body, are you perhaps trying to compensate for something?"

How the hell do you expect me to stay calm!!!

In the end, I impulsively accepted, even knowing the horrible scene of what would happen to me if Mom (possessed) or Susie saw me playing a game with those kinds of explicit scenes for so long, so like any sane person would do, I decided to do the most logical thing....

I locked myself in my room all weekend, refusing to come out.

Is that cowardly?

Hahahahaha!!

Indeed, I am!!

Any problem?!

Listen closely: if you could honestly tell all the family members living with you that you're going to play something akin to a porn game without feeling a single shred of shame, then you have my sincere respects...

But I cannot do such a thing!!

So, with no other option, I decided to take the risk and locked myself in my room to try and subdue this heroine as quickly as possible, innocently thinking it shouldn't take long...

However, I had terribly underestimated my opponent and would pay dearly for that mistake after exceeding the first 24 hours since my confinement began.

What happened?

Well, what happened, dear reader, was that both Mom (possessed) and Susie and, for some reason, the cat Lysandra teamed up to try and break into my room, and I won't lie... That was terrifying!!

Damn, I felt like the victim of a zombie movie, cornered with no hope.

But fortunately, I wasn't alone! So, counting on the brave straw dolls, the small silver armor named Silver taking command, and the most recently evolved and heroic golden straw doll now known as Goldie being second in command, our side tried to buy time until this fierce "battle" was over.

Where is Echidna in all this?

.... Yes, about that... It turns out that after waking up from the "discussion," an angry Echidna refused to come out or talk to me until I made her 2 more wedding cakes... Seriously, what does she want them for?

But putting aside those questions that may never have answers, at this moment I finally managed to defeat Arisa after 2 full days, and all thanks to the combined efforts of everyone (not counting those outside).

But now I must face my destiny...

"You can open the door now..."

(?!?!)

(?!?!)

(?!?!)

("But Mom...?!")

"It's okay, my babies... I promise you... I will survive!!"