Reincarnated as Shino from Naruto but I’m a Girl?

Kiba comes late in the night.

I wake as I sense him approaching my girls and me. When I sit up and rub my eyes, I see Akamaru growling and pawing his nose. Then Kiba pinches his nostrils and says, “I smell gay sex. Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun finally went at it?”

Here’s one boy who won’t switch teams!

I laugh quietly as I extract myself from the pile of pussy and boobs. I tell my girls to keep sleeping when they stir. Kiba glances at Sakura, unsurprised to find her naked and spooning Hinata. He gets a hardon, naturally, but we both look on with shared silent affection.

“Still,” he says, hooking a thumb at where Naruto and Sasuke lay entwined. “Did you have to go that far?”

“Who, me? What did I do?”

Kiba gives me a look.

“Okay, I may have influenced things a bit. Here’s the thing… pheromones and ‘poisoned mushrooms’—”

“‘Poisoned mushrooms?’ Are they morons?”

“The point is those are excuses. Society ingrains all these inhibitions into people’s heads about who they can love or even just fuck. The clans want us to reproduce but not to spread our bloodlines beyond their control. That isn’t necessarily what’s best for the individual!”

Sure, Naruto has a happy canonical ending, but it’s not like he has a one true love. He eventually went from crushing on Sakura to Hinata. Despite that, he never stopped obsessing over this guy he ‘accidentally’ kissed once at the Academy. Give me a hetero explanation for that!

And don’t even get me started on Sasuke. He says he’ll restore his clan but shows no interest in women for 99% of the Anime. Not to mention he always pays more attention to Naruto than Sakura.

After he finally knocks her up in a basically one-night-stand, poor Sakura ends up as a single mother raising her daughter alone with how rarely Sasuke returns to the Village from missions.

I can easily make sure everyone gets better endings than that! Sasuke and Naruto are clearly both Bi and would probably be happier if they skipped the bullshit and just fucked. Take it from me; having sex with whoever I want is way more rewarding than the repression of my previous life!

“All I did was lower everyone’s inhibitions and give them an excuse to do what they always wanted. If Naruto and Sasuke get together after this, it’s because there was always something there. Anyway, Kiba-kun, find anything on patrol?”

“Humph. Yeah, there’s a team of three watching us from a distance. They haven’t made any moves, though.”

Team Dosu. As expected from my memories of the Anime.

“Did they notice you?”

“I doubt it. I smelled them from far downwind.”

Smiling at him, I suggestively put a hand on my hip and say, “Such a good job deserves a reward.”

“Nice. Mind being on top? It’s been a long day.”

Shrugging, I respond, “It’s not work if you love what you do.”

I take a second to think about how my own sexuality has grown. I love fucking girls and getting them pregnant; that’ll never change. I’m fine with penis as long as I’m ‘in charge,’ be that in hetero sex or transgender, but I’m not interested in pegging my hetero partners.

I don’t want guys in my harem, but Kiba is a good fuckbuddy. He’s reliable and willing to follow my lead. That counts for a lot in my book!

Kiba sends Akamaru away and shucks his clothes before laying supine with his arms behind his head, ready to let me do my thing. Looking down as I stand above him gives me a mischievous idea.

I grab Kiba’s calves and force his knees up to his stomach, raising his dick, balls, and ass.

“Y-you said ‘reward’ right?”

“Don’t worry; I don’t fuck dudes.” Traps are another matter.

“Uh…”

“You know what I mean.”

I squat above Kiba and align his five-inch rod with my love tunnel. I lower myself onto his length, kneeling with my legs around his. It’s the single most humiliating dick-in-vagina position a heterosexual man can be subjected to.

The amazon position.

It looks like I’m pegging Kiba, but I’m the one penetrated. It’s subversive and exciting without violating the few principles I have remaining.

I pound myself against him repeatedly, slamming home with full force to get the most enjoyment from his size. Kiba seems worried but also turned on by the velvet of my pussy on his rod. He fondles my breasts as I grab his legs for leverage and fuck myself with my human dildo.

“Hey, Shino-chan, can we talk?”

Slap-slap-slap.

“Huh? Sure.”

“You fucked Sakura-chan?”

Slap-slap-slap.

“Yeah, she’s got a golden pussy. She’s also one of my top cuties. This day has been great!” I lean forward to get a better angle.

Clap-clap-clap.

“Remember what I said earlier? About you being the Alpha?”

“Fucking hot. You want to go another round after this? Or should I be worried this is going somewhere?”

Clap-clap-clap.

“Yes, definitely. I mean—I have some positions to try… but I wanted to ask something else. Shino-chan, are you really going to take all the women in the Village for yourself?”

I laugh. I can’t help it. I stand, letting him slip from my tunnel.

“What position did you want?”

“Can you use your boobs on my dick?”

“Sure, buddy. Does this make you feel more manly?” I kid, getting into position for him. I sandwich his member, wet with my honey, between my bounteous breasts. Then I give em’ that hawk tuah and spit on that thang for additional lubrication.

I pump his shaft in the hollow of my bodacious boobs and chest, causing Kiba to throw his head back in pleasure as I speak, “First of all, I’m going to have a huge harem. I won’t deny it. However, at some point, a harem gets too big. I’d dilute myself maintaining a Village-sized harem. That’s why you have your core girls, the extended harem, and then there are the girls you fuck maybe once a month. Not that there’s anything wrong with them. They’re sexy, but not in an official relationship with you.

“Those third-stringers aren’t part of the harem. I may have affection for them, but I won’t defend my claim. They can marry whoever as long as the husband doesn’t mind sharing when I come around.” Like with a certain married Aburame woman and her cuckold husband.

I lick the tip of his cock again, then withdraw my breasts to deny his climax a second before he cums, edging my pet dog trainer. “Does that answer your question?”

“Fuck!”

“Shh, don’t wake the girls.”

“That’s the last time I ask you to be on top!” Kiba gets on all fours and pushes me onto my back as I laugh.

I put my legs up and cross them behind his back as he enters me with a single thrust. “Mmm, that’s good, Kiba-kun.” This position makes him feel much bigger inside me and gives him my maximum tightness. The old Kiba would have cum immediately, but he shows improvement to his technique by managing to fuck me for a few good minutes.

“Shino-chan, I want a harem.”

“Good luck with that.”

As if Kiba, who loses Ino to Sai, could acquire a harem on his own. Come to think, Sai must be PACKING to land that size-queen.

“I’m serious. What do I have to say for you to let me have a harem?”

I suppose Kiba does say he wants to become Hokage later in the Anime. It must be his thing to hop onto other peoples’ ambitions. That doesn’t mean I’m against it…

“You’ve come a long way, Kiba-kun!” Honestly, I’d never take him romantically, but Kiba feels like a brother to me. A fuck-brother, as I am a pervert, but still. I realize I want him to succeed. “Tell you what. I’ll help you with your harem if I get to fuck them too.” That’s only fair!

He pauses mid-stroke.

“That’s it?”

“Yeah. I told you there are kunoichi I’d like to bone without the responsibility of caring for them as part of my harem. Just say, ‘Shino-chan, I give you permission to screw my women.’”

Kiba resumes pumping into me but considers my offer carefully. “Wait, why do I feel like I’m making a deal with the devil? Didn’t Ino-chan say she lost a bet with you?”

“Kiba-kun, with me, what you see is what you get. How complicated can this be? I help you gain a harem if you give me permission to fuck your women. No smoke and mirrors.”

Kiba tries. He desperately tries to activate his few working brain cells, but he’s on his third position of the night without nutting, and he’s so close to climax. He wants to cum and let me handle the details. “Shino-chan… I give you permission to screw my women.”

“Alright, a deal’s a deal, Kiba-kun. Fu-fu-fu!”

While I won’t be giving Kiba the Sasuke-cucking treatment, I can’t be held responsible if he’s Beta enough to willingly NTR himself. Right? It’s not like they’ll be his harem in name only; I just can’t help my cock can grow to more than twice his size!

I squeeze my legs extra tight, and the last bit of friction causes him to cum on the spot. Kiba fills me with the pleasant warmth of his jizz. I untwist my legs, and he collapses on me. “Good boy.”

“I’m tired as shit,” Kiba mumbles into my boobs.

I chuckle. “Do you want a lap pillow while I keep watch until morning?”

“Can I make a slight adjustment?”

I lay on my stomach with my head propped on my arms. I stare into the night as Kiba gets behind me. He lays on his stomach, places his head between my ass cheeks, and huffs my post-sex crotch.

“Can you breathe?”

“Mph. It doesn’t matter. I’d rather smell you than breathe.”

I’d rather have a girl between my legs, but he’s been such a good boy. It’s only until morning, anyway. “If you keep saying sweet things like that, I really will have to make sure you end up with a satisfactory harem.”