One Piece: Don't Worry, I'm a Doctor

This scene once again left Marco utterly dumbfounded!

Bro, seriously?

Closing the door like that?

Even if Marco racked his brain, he'd never have guessed Vir could pull such a move!

Truly a genius...

As Vir opened the door, the equally speechless Yamato tumbled out with a dull thud.

*Thud!*

She landed flat on the deck.

And right after that—

"VIR!!!"

A sharp shout rang out.

Vir frowned slightly at the sound.

She can still shout that loud?

Was the injury too light?

Could it be that the treatment is over before it even began?

"Don't tell me THIS was your so-called solution?!"

Yamato, furious, yelled at Vir.

She really didn't see it coming.

She truly couldn't believe Vir could be this dirty-minded!

Just a moment ago, Yamato had been unsure. Still wavering. She didn't know if Vir had done it on purpose or not.

But the second she saw that closed space door—she was certain.

This bastard.

He definitely did it on purpose!

The giant bump on her head, still steaming, could testify!

All the gratitude Yamato had felt toward Vir vanished in an instant.

Now all she felt was the urge to sink her teeth into him!

"Hey, just tell me—did you or did you not get the thing off?"

Vir asked with that annoyingly smug face.

Yamato glared at him.

She was absolutely fuming!

If her hand wasn't busted, she would've decked him twice by now!

Yeah, it came off!

And her life almost came off with it!

"What about all these injuries?! I don't care! You owe me compensation!"

Yamato was angry, but in that moment, she had no good comeback to Vir's line.

Looking at all her cuts and bruises, she could only yell at Vir to take responsibility.

But before Vir could even respond—Marco shuddered.

What the hell?!

Injuries?

She's injured?

Wait—yeah, she is!

And she's still picking a fight with Vir?

This girl is either really brave... or really dumb.

Well, good luck! Hope you don't regret this in ten seconds.

Marco could only silently pray.

Meanwhile, Vir just grinned and said:

"Of course I'll compensate you! After all, it was my mistake that got you hurt."

"So look, I'm a doctor, right? How about I treat your injuries, and we call it even?"

"Any other doctor would charge you, but my treatment is totally free!"

As Vir finished, Yamato—still lying on the deck—felt like... okay, that actually made some sense.

Yeah, doctors are expensive.

And in Wano, getting treated was a luxury.

Hearing this, Yamato's rage eased a bit.

"Well, since you're being so sincere... fine. Let's call it even!"

"So when do we start, Vir? Ace told me your treatments are really interesting!"

"My hand hurts so bad right now..."

Yamato looked up at him, full of anticipation.

This—this shocked both Vir and Marco into silence.

Marco: 'There's actually someone looking forward to Vir's treatment? Has the world gone mad?'

Vir: 'Such pure eyes... I've never seen them before a surgery!'

Seeing how eager Yamato was, Vir didn't waste time.

Right there on the spot, he exchanged for a chainsaw from the system shop.

Yamato watched him, still full of innocent hope.

She watched him crouch down.

She watched him pull a medical kit from behind.

She watched him pull out a chainsaw from said medical kit.

She watched him...

Wait a sec!

What the hell is that?!

Suddenly, Yamato realized something was very wrong.

Why the hell is there a chainsaw in a medical kit?

Why does Vir have a chainsaw?

Why is he walking toward her with it?

He's... not thinking of fixing the ship, right?

He's not... going to "fix" her, is he?!

As Vir loomed over her, Yamato forced out a shaky smile.

"I'm not used to scalpels, so just treat this as my version of one."

"Back in the day, Ace was treated with this very same scalpel. His performance was exemplary—didn't move a muscle."

As Vir said this, Yamato went blank.

'Scalpel?'

Did she hear that right?

He was calling that thing a scalpel?!

'What kind of mushrooms did you eat to come up with that?!'

'Even if you insist it's a scalpel, at least clean it first!'

'Why is there still blood all over it?!'

'It's dripping!!'

"You sure this is a scalpel??" Yamato's voice trembled.

"Both are tools for cutting people open—I'm very sure!"

As he spoke, Vir planted a foot on Yamato's stomach.

With a pull of the starter cord—

*VRRRRRRRR!*

The chainsaw roared to life!

As the chain started moving, blood caked on it splattered straight into Yamato's face!

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Yamato, her face soaked in blood, started hyperventilating.

This is really a treatment...?

But Vir said Ace went through the same thing...

So it must be treatment, right...?

Maybe... she should observe a little longer?

If Ace could handle it, then she... should be fine too!

'Yeah!'

'I can do this!'

'I'll be okay!'

*VZZZZZZZZT—!!!*

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

A bloodcurdling scream tore from Yamato's throat!

Overwhelming fear surged through her heart!

The scream felt like pure instinct.

She couldn't stop herself even if she wanted to.

With the chainsaw in hand, Vir—under Yamato's petrified gaze—sliced open her stomach!

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Now, this was a real scream.

Her stomach... had been cut open?

Wait—no!

Didn't she just say her hand hurt!?

Why the hell was he cutting open her stomach!?

But that pain—it hit so hard, Yamato nearly blacked out from it.

And the pain wasn't even the worst part!

The worst part was the insane amount of blood gushing out like a damn high-pressure hose!

That's right!

Blood was spraying everywhere from Yamato's body!

Chaotic jets of it!

It was hitting everything in sight!

In an instant, both Yamato and Vir in front of her were drenched in blood—completely soaked!

There was so much blood spraying, Yamato couldn't even open her eyes!

And her screams only got more frantic!

Even Vir was stunned.

This... this amount of blood...

This isn't normal.

This was a real high-pressure blood cannon—no exaggeration!

If it had been anyone else pinning Yamato down, they would've been blasted into the sky by now!

If Vir hadn't been holding her down, she'd probably have launched clean off the deck already!

What the hell was going on?

What is this??

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Oh-ho!

Now this is insane!

This much blood loss—it can't be normal.

It probably wasn't Yamato's real blood.

Otherwise, she'd already be dead.

So this was something caused by the system.

Damn.

This chainsaw is brutal!

"*Gulp~* GYAAAH! *Gulp~* GYAAAH!"

Poor Yamato was suffering beyond belief!

She had to scream...

But screaming meant opening her mouth!

And opening her mouth meant she was just gulping down mouthfuls of her own sprayed blood!

Even in just this short moment...

Vir could clearly see Yamato's stomach ballooning up fast!

She was seriously about to drown herself in blood...

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