Naruto: Uchiha's Unserious Saga

Chapter 324 - 324: How Not to Rally an Army

[Swish!]

"Big brother!"

Senju Tobirama appeared, and after seeing that the two were fine, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"In a moment, seal Uchiha Madara!"

Hearing Funan's words, Senju Tobirama nodded heavily.

Uchiha Madara should have been sealed long ago!

The smoke and dust dissipated.

Uchiha Funan and Senju Hashirama summoned the Wooden Golem and Susanoo again and combined them.

Senju Tobirama disappeared, hiding in the dark, ready to give Uchiha Madara a fatal blow at any time!

...

"Hmm?"

In the Pure Land, the Six Paths Sage looked at the projection in front of him with a surprised look.

"He's not dead?"

Even he was caught off guard. That kind of assault should've obliterated anyone.

"You were hiding your strength?"

Soon, Six Paths understood and looked even more surprised.

At Uchiha Funan's current age, he had already achieved so much, which shocked him.

The other party was still hiding his strength.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to withstand such an attack safely.

This is definitely not something that Eternal Mangekyō and Sage power alone could resist.

Could it be that this kid has also awakened the Rinnegan?

The Sage of Six Paths couldn't help but get nervous.

Having the Rinnegan means entering the level of the Six Paths!

Still far below his own—but enough to matter. Enough to hurt him.

That is a power that can hurt him!

But what puzzled him most was why Funan was hiding it.

Who was he guarding against?

...Could it be me?

Does he know about my existence?

Who is he?

"No, we can't go on like this!" the Six Paths Sage said to himself. "We need to speed up the process."

Six Paths first looked at Uchiha Madara, then at Naruto and Sasuke.

Uchiha Madara awakened the Rinnegan, which surprised him, but it was still under control.

But those two... Naruto and Sasuke—the reincarnated brothers of fate—they needed a push.

That strange power appeared again, drifting across the Pure Land and floating away.

...

Uchiha Madara frowned and looked at the opposite side.

Just now he was ready to activate the power of the Rinnegan, but that kind of thing happened.

"What happened just now?"

He asked Uchiha Funan.

"Guess."

"Hmph!"

Facing Uchiha Funan's teasing eyes, Uchiha Madara snorted coldly.

"Your strength is decent, I'll admit—but still far inferior to mine."

"You have the Eternal Mangekyō, but mine is the Rinnegan!"

Uchiha Madara looked at Senju Hashirama and said, "Even though we're both resurrected by Edo Tensei, your revival is clearly weaker than mine. The two of you combined... still no match for me!"

In the dark!

Senju Tobirama's face turned a little dark.

"You fought well just now!" Uchiha Madara sneered. "But I will tell you that the good fight just now was just an illusion!"

"Hehe!" Funan looked at Madara, smiled, and said: "Mada, our current state is indeed worse than yours, but I'll tell you a secret — I have another powerful ninjutsu."

Uchiha Madara looked at him coldly: "Powerful ninjutsu?"

"Yes!"

Funan grinned and said: "The name of this ninjutsu is... the Shinobi Alliance Technique!"

[Swish! Swish! Swish!]

One after another, shinobi appeared beside Funan.

In the blink of an eye, the surrounding area was full of shinobi.

They and Uchiha Funan surrounded Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara responded coldly: "The Shinobi Alliance Technique?"

"Yes!"

Funan raised his hand and shouted: "Stop! Let Madara see our strength!"

"For the clan... for the village!!"

"Yes! Hokage-sama!"

These were the shinobi who had defeated the White Zetsu army and the Edo Tensei shinobi.

With their major battles done, they were now here—to support their Hokage.

Looking at them, Funan couldn't help but smile.

However, a strange force suddenly floated by.

The smile on Funan's face subsided slightly.

"Here we go again!"

This time, Hashirama also noticed it, and his expression became solemn.

He could sense someone was causing trouble, but he couldn't pinpoint who it was. That alone was enough to unsettle Hashirama—something quite rare for him.

Ever since he had Wood Release, he could handle all the troubles.

But now... he was facing a problem that couldn't be solved by brute force.

This power had no form or presence. He had no clue where it came from.

Frustration began to build. He glanced at Uchiha Funan.

"Don't pay attention to it!"

Funan thought for a while and said, "That weird attack earlier? Yeah, it was annoying—but now that we're expecting it, it won't affect us much."

"Yes!"

Senju Hashirama nodded slightly and said, "Hurry up and seal Madara, then look for that guy and make sure to get rid of him."

"Okay!"

Funan raised his hand and said loudly, "Everyone! We used to live in a happy and peaceful shinobi world. But ever since this man appeared, pain and suffering have followed us. Is that the world we want? No!"

"Let's defeat our enemy, bring back clear skies to the shinobi world, restore peace and prosperity! May there be no more war! Aaaahhh!!!"

Shinobi: "..."

He yelled with great passion... but somehow, it didn't feel inspiring at all.

And, happy and perfect?

Are you sure?

Are we even talking about the same shinobi world?

Senju Hashirama didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "The atmosphere was originally good, but it was broken by your words. To be honest, what you said just now was quite embarrassing, and the momentum was seriously insufficient."

Funan looked normal, raised his hand again, and said loudly: "Everyone! Once we defeat Uchiha Madara, peace will return to the shinobi world. No more worrying about war. You can all go home and hold your babies. The future looks bright!"

"Long live the Hokage!"

Someone finally chimed in.

Though... it somehow sounded even lamer.

Truth be told, when it came to rallying morale, Funan was legendarily bad.

A scene that was initially full of energy got completely derailed by a few of his lines.

His pep talk was so hollow and flat that instead of getting fired up, the atmosphere became even more awkward—especially with Funan as the commanding general.

Funan didn't care.

"Everyone, get ready!"

[Swish! Swish! Swish!]

The shinobi began preparing for battle.

In the inner circle stood Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, Pakura and other Kage-level powerhouses.

The second circle was some jonin.

On the periphery were ordinary elite shinobi in the shinobi army.

Farther out, Fugaku led a group of elite shinobi to mop up the last of the bloodline monsters and Edo Tensei resurrected shinobi.

Moreover, they had already gained an absolute advantage and would soon be able to support them.

"The strongest ninjutsu in history, the Shinobi Alliance Technique, is activated!"

Funan shouted loudly, and at the same time, glanced at Naruto without leaving a trace.

How does it feel to have your ninjutsu stolen?

No, this little guy doesn't even know about this, so don't worry!

I am the original author of this ninjutsu!

[Swish! Swish! Swish!]

The shinobi began to make hand seals.

Densely packed ninjas!

Densely packed ninjutsu!

"Earth Release: Moving Earth Core!"

A large number of Earth Release shinobi gathered chakra.

The ground under the feet of the Ten-Tails began to sink.

"Roar!!!"

The Ten-Tails let out a low, guttural roar.

Something changed.

Until now, it had felt like a war machine being remotely controlled.

But now... its eyes were different. Dark, cold, merciless.

As if it had gained self-awareness.

"Hmm?"

Uchiha Madara was slightly startled.

The current Ten-Tails was powerful, yes—but it had only absorbed chakra fragments from the Tailed Beasts. None of the actual essences.

This is also the reason why it has become a puppet.

But!

Just now, Uchiha Madara, who was connected to the Ten-Tails, clearly noticed the difference.

The Ten-Tails seems to have an origin!

It has begun to truly transform into the Ten-Tails.

How is this possible?

Uchiha Madara looked up.

Among the many attacks, he keenly locked onto the four tailed beasts.

These four tailed beasts are there, and the Nine-Tails is still in the body of the demon fox kid!

With his strength, he could still feel the breath of several tailed beasts in Konoha.

So what is in the Ten-Tails?

Thinking of the inexplicable attack just now, Uchiha Madara couldn't help but frown.

It seems that there are still some things he doesn't know!

The power began to surge, and the Ten-Tails was ready to jump out directly.

"Wind Release: Great Breakthrough!"

"Wind Release: Pressure Damage!"

Wind Release users struck, pinning the Ten-Tails to the ground with overwhelming pressure. It couldn't jump out of the pit.

"Fire Release!"

The Fire Release shinobi began to attack.

This time, while they didn't have the Sarutobi Army of 3,000, they had the Uchiha Clan—far stronger—and experts like Pakura joining the fray!

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