My Wife, The Ice Queen President

Chapter 475: Chapter 0474: Changing Clothes (Second Update)_1
 

“Youqian, first take off your clothes,” Xia Qiqi ordered.

“Oh!”

Xia Youqian began to take off his pants, and by the time Xia Qiqi realized what was happening, he was only in his underwear.

“What are you doing?” Xia Qiqi exclaimed in shock.

“Changing clothes,” Xia Youcai replied, as he was about to take off his underwear.

Xia Qiqi rushed over, persuading him with all sorts of arguments until he finally understood that you can’t change clothes in front of women.

When he left to find a corner to change, Xia Youcai couldn’t hold back anymore and burst out laughing on the floor.

Some fifteen minutes later, when Xia Youqian appeared in front of Xia Qiqi in new clothes instead of his rags, she was momentarily spellbound.

Quite a dashing figure with an extraordinary aura! About six feet tall, with a well-proportioned face and sharp features, he had a natural air of valor between his brows.

Even the few dozen bucks worth of street stall clothes he wore carried an invisible charisma, rivaling that of a celebrity.

“Hey, looking sharp there!”

As Xia Youcai’s eyes fell on Xia Youqian, he clicked his tongue and said, “Sis, you’ve always been unwanted, why not just cut this guy a break.”

“You’re crazy,” Xia Qiqi retorted.

Just then, Xia Youqian’s stomach grumbled loud enough to be heard.

“Sister, I’m hungry,” Xia Youqian said.

“Sis will take you to get some food.”

Xia Qiqi was about to head to the snack shop in front but then remembered that the last hundred-dollar chip had been taken by Xia Youcai and immediately approached him: “Give me the rest of the money.”

“There’s not a dime left, all spent up,” he replied.

“Not even a cent?”

“Miss, a set of clothes, a pair of underwear, and shoes only cost a hundred bucks. I almost had to fight someone to buy them, and you still want to make money?” Xia Youcai asked.

After thinking for a bit, Xia Qiqi said, “You stay here and watch him. I’ll go get some money.”

“Where are you going to get it, rob someone or sell yourself?” Xia Youcai asked.

“Sell your sister.”

“Exactly, sell my sister.”

Xia Qiqi had become numb to her trashy brother.

“Brother, wait here for a moment. Sis will go borrow some money and then come back to eat with you,” Xia Qiqi said.

Xia Youqian nodded and sat on the ground.

“Don’t sit on the ground! Sit on the stone bench,” Xia Qiqi commanded.

Xia Youlian quickly sat on the stone bench.

This kind of reaction was no different from that of a six or seven-year-old child.

Xia Qiqi suddenly felt a headache, not knowing whether acknowledging this brother was a blessing or a curse.

After Xia Qiqi left, Xia Youcai, bored out of his mind and noticing the fool beside him staring at him occasionally, suddenly had a brilliant idea and called out, “Brother, do you want to eat?”

Xia Youqian clearly felt that this brother was a bit inferior to Xia Qiqi, but he still nodded.

“Do you know what money is?”

Xia Youqian was about to shake his head but quickly nodded instead: “Money is a good thing.”

Good, not so foolish as to be beyond help.

“Of course, money is good. With money, you can buy delicious food, fun things, and even find a girl to have a good time with.”

“What does ‘having a good time’ mean?” Xia Youqian asked.

Facing such a simple yet complex question, Xia Youcai didn’t know how to explain it to an idiot with the IQ of a seven or eight-year-old. He thought hard for a long time and finally came up with an explanation.

“This ‘having a good time’ is like playing video games. You know video games, right? There are lots of buttons on it, and when you press them, don’t they make a ‘pop’ sound?”

Xia Youqian thought for a moment and nodded.

“And when you ‘pop’ them, don’t you feel great inside?”

Xia Youqian thought for a second, then nodded again.

“That’s right, with money, you can do anything. So, do you want to make money?”

“I do.”

“Do you know how to make money?”

Xia Youqian shook his head.

“Actually, making money is very simple.”

Suddenly, Xia Youcai pointed to a fruit stand in the distance and said, “See that drawer over there? It contains a lot of money. All you have to do is go over there and take it, but you have to run away afterward, so you don’t get caught. If someone catches you, you will have to return the money. Understand?”

Xia Youcai nodded.

“Go on then, don’t let anyone catch you.”

Xia Youcai walked over to the fruit stand and soon arrived at its edge.

“Sir, would you like to buy some fruit?” the fruit store owner asked.

Xia Youcai didn’t reply, stepped inside, pulled open the drawer, grabbed a handful of money, and started running.

“Robbery! Catch the thief!” the fruit store owner shouted.

Unfortunately, he hadn’t chased far when Xia Youcai disappeared without a trace.

The speed, it was incredibly fast.

…

A few minutes later, Xia Qiqi came back, looking dejected.

“Did you borrow the money?” Xia Youcai asked smugly.

“Screw them, not a single one would lend me any,” Xia Qiqi cursed.

“Sister, I have money.” Xia Youqian handed over a stack of bills.

“Where did you get this money?” Xia Qiqi asked.

“I took it from the fruit store. The owner couldn’t catch me, so the money is mine…”

Before he could finish, Xia Youcai lunged to cover his mouth, but it was already too late.

“What fruit store, what money?” Xia Qiqi thought for a moment and then realized, boiling with rage, “Xia Youcai, you actually used an idiot to steal money, are you even human?”

Xia Youcai, feeling guilty, pouted, “Think of it as a loan then; worst-case scenario, we can pay it back later. Right now, we don’t have a penny to our names; we can’t let this idiot starve, can we?”

Xia Qiqi fell silent for a moment, then said, “Xia Youcai, we may be scum, but even living like this, we need to have a bottom line. I hope nothing like this happens again. As for the money, forget about it. Let’s go eat something.”

“Yay, we can eat now!” Xia Youcai jumped up joyfully.

A few minutes later, in a certain restaurant.

“Eat slower, or you might choke to death.”

Looking at the table with those three big bowls, both Xia Qiqi and Xia Youcai’s faces darkened.

How long had this guy been starving? He was like a starving ghost reincarnated.

“Don’t rush, we can order more if it’s not enough,” Xia Qiqi said.

Xia Youqian paid no attention to her, just buried his head in eating, polishing off three large bowls of rice before stopping.

“Not only an idiot but also a huge eater. How are we supposed to support him?” Xia Youqian sighed.

“If we have no money, then eat less meat. What’s all the fuss about?” Xia Qiqi scolded.

“Sister, after we eat, can I follow you for a ‘bang’ and have some fun?”

After finishing his meal, Xia Youqian asked loudly.

Immediately, the eyes of dozens of patrons in the restaurant all turned to look at them.

“Shameless, how can you say such things out loud?”

“Has Macau progressed to this level? Or am I just out of touch?”

“He called her sister; could it be they are siblings?”

“Could this be the legendary incest?”

Whispers all around, everyone was mocking.

Xia Youcai quietly stood up, ready to slip away.

If he didn’t leave now, he’d be dead meat in minutes.

Smack!

A bowl crashed hard onto his back, Xia Qiqi yelled in anger, “Xia Youcai, you deadbeat, scumbag, what the hell did you tell Youqian?”