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Chapter 23 The Answering Begins, Wang Mang: Isn’t This a Freebie?

【Unimog, the best advertising slogan: It can go where even tanks can’t.】

【Due to its extra-long body and yellow plate, only those with an A1 driving license can drive it.】

【The huge tires with air inflation and deflation function allow for a water wading depth of 1.2 meters, and one tank of fuel costs 1600 yuan.】

【Don’t ask me who would buy such a car, because the world of the rich is beyond our understanding.】

【Its engine, with a single maintenance, can last for up to 5 years.】

【This is simply a moving castle, with convenient tables, comfortable seats, handy bunk beds, refrigerators, toilets, everything you could need.】 【On such a vehicle, how could it be complete without a stove, sink, and knives?】

【If you want to drink a cup of coffee or watch TV, that’s no problem either.】

【Follow me for more luxury car secrets!】 …

【Bullet comments: This price is just like love!】

【Bullet comments: I’m drifting away, I actually feel like buying it.】

【Bullet comments: This is not just a moving castle; it’s practically a mobile gas station.】

【Bullet comments: Dream car, which man can resist an Unimog?】 …

At this moment, in the Eastern Han world.

Zhang Heng threw the globe aside, his mouth agape, staring at the sky. Tank 300, Unimog, all of it left him stunned. He thought he had invented something small and was feeling proud, but who knew the real fool was him!

In the Spring and Autumn world, Lu Ban put down his saw and frowned. He was usually a confident man, but he said, “If I lived in the future, I would definitely invent something better than these two cars.”

He now had one problem he couldn’t solve—where did the power for these two vehicles come from?

In the Three Kingdoms world, Zhuge Liang looked down at the wooden ox and flow horse beneath him, then up at the Tank 300 in the sky, then back at the wooden ox and flow horse again. He shook his fan in displeasure.

“If I had the method to make the Tank 300, Cao Cao and Sun Quan would be no match for me.”

After speaking, he shook his head.

He made up his mind to improve the wooden ox and flow horse. Zhuge Liang had a worried look on his face. He could endure the darkness, but today he had seen the sun!

But just as he was pondering how to improve the wooden ox and flow horse, he suddenly saw the Unimog, that steel fortress-like vehicle, with all the finely crafted life essentials inside. His fan immediately stopped moving.

“What a brilliant idea, truly brilliant! How far has the wisdom of future generations reached? It’s unimaginable.”

…

Ying Zheng saw the Unimog, and his excitement was obvious. The Minister of Works turned darker, and his family could never understand the frustrations in his heart.

He had even learned to speak like modern people, and his ability to learn was quite impressive. Sure enough, Ying Zheng suddenly turned around, his eyes full of determination as he stared at him.

“Minister of Works, make me one of those giant cars like the one I just saw, what was it called again?”

Beside him, Zhao Gao said, “Unimog, Your Majesty.”

Ying Zheng waved his hand.

“Yes, yes, that thing… what was it again?”

Zhao Gao replied again, “Unimog, Your Majesty.”

Ying Zheng nodded.

“Got it, make sure to craft it well, and you will be rewarded when it’s done.”

…

In the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Biao happily said, “Father, I’ll make one for you right away! We may not be able to make the Tank 300, but we can make a vehicle like this house-like car…”

He was only halfway through his words when he saw Zhu Yuanzhang’s cold gaze.

Empress Ma gently patted Zhu Biao’s arm.

“Silly son, your father cares about the world. How can he indulge in such luxury? This carriage is just a tool for traveling.”

Zhu Biao quickly lowered his head.

“Father, it was my mistake.”

Zhu Yuanzhang waved his hand.

“Biao’er, you must always remember that our world was hard to obtain. You can’t start enjoying something before you’ve accomplished anything. Always think about the people.”

“Yes.”

At this moment, Zhu Di spoke, “Father, I just realized something. This automobile thing depends on an engine and something called ‘gasoline’. This means the engine and gasoline are the key to making the car!”

“Right, Yan Wang is insightful.”

Zhu Yuanzhang praised him but also knew that knowing and achieving were two very different things. With a gap of over six hundred years, this was not something their generation could complete.

At this moment, in the Yongle world, Zhu Di, already an emperor, still didn’t give up.

“Send people to recommend talented craftsmen in the country, and send people to neighboring countries to find gasoline and engines!”

“Understood.”

Zhu Di looked up at the sky, deeply moved by the life of future generations. It was truly fascinating.

…

In the Sui Dynasty, Yang Guang looked at the Unimog RV and became excited.

“Hurry and make one for me, quickly!”

He was thrilled. Now that he had conquered beautiful women, he could enjoy them right away. Future people truly knew how to enjoy life!

At the same time, in the Ming Dynasty world, in a refined study, Lanling Xiaoxiao Sheng saw a few lewd comments in the bullet chat and had a flash of inspiration.

“Who said that male-female intimacy must happen in bed?”

“Can’t it also happen in this carriage? Admire the scenery and listen to the sound of the mountain breeze, isn’t that wonderful? Write this down, write it down!”

He quickly flipped open a “Jin Ping Mei” scroll and started writing furiously with his brush. It truly was a talent. In these matters, he was undoubtedly gifted.

…

At this moment, on the sky screen, a multiple-choice question suddenly appeared.

【As of 2023, how many vehicles are there in China?】

1. 1. 1. 1. 430,000

1. 1. 1. 1. 4.3 million

1. 1. 1. 1. 43 million

1. 1. 1. 1. 430 million

Faced with this sudden multiple-choice question, everyone in all the different worlds was stunned. All the emperors had the right to answer. This was also a mechanism issue of the sky screen. Future questions would stump even the emperors. However, the distribution of authority depended on the match between the question and the person.

Ying Zheng looked at Li Si.

“Li Si, what do you think I should choose?”

Li Si thought for a moment.

“Our Qin Empire has over five million people, so the future should have many more, but I guess only the nobles would drive cars, so I think it should be A.”

…

Wang Mang glanced at the question and immediately shrugged.

“This isn’t my fault.”

“Isn’t this an easy question?”

With a smile on his face, he confidently chose D. This sky screen was his personal crossing gift.

…

In the Tang Dynasty world, Li Shimin looked at the options before him, momentarily unsure.

“Minister, what do you think?”