I Was Summoned as the Academy’s Janitor… But I Accidentally Became the Most Overpowered Harem Protagonist?!

Setting: Girls’ Dorm Lounge, Afternoon

‎Secret Harem Council Meeting: In Session

‎The four main girls — Arwen, Selena, Drakynia, and Rosalia — sat in a circle, a whiteboard in front of them. Written in bold at the top:

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‎ “MISSION: WIN THE JANITOR’S HEART” 

‎‎Arwen: (serious)

‎ “So. We’ve all fallen for him, yes?”

‎‎Drakynia: (blushing)

‎‎ “He caught a flaming ceiling with one hand and told me to drink more water. Of course I have.”

‎Selena: (sweating)

“I analyzed his mana. His beauty. His… mop technique. He’s statistically perfect.”

‎Rosalia: (clutching a stuffed mop plushie)

‎‎ “I have already designed our future children’s names.”

‎‎All: "...Fair."

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‎Phase 1: What Does Zephyr Like?

‎Selena brings out a list of Zephyr’s observed habits:

‎•Drinks black coffee

‎‎•Talks to brooms like friends

‎•Reads books about magical history

‎•Smiles only when mopping

‎‎Drakynia: “Does he even have emotions?”

‎‎Arwen: “I saw him pat a lost puppy once.”

Rosalia: “Blessed is the puppy.”

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Phase 2: Gift Ideas

‎Each girl proposes a gift to win Zephyr's attention:

‎‎Arwen: A scarf she knit herself, enchanted to stay warm forever

‎‎Selena: A handbound research journal with their memories together

‎Drakynia: A legendary dragon tooth… turned into a mop handle

‎Rosalia: A hand-written hymn titled “Oh Zephyr, Mop My Heart Clean”

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‎‎Phase 3: Execution Fails (Of Course)

‎‎Arwen’s scarf gets mistaken for a cursed artifact and causes a snowstorm in the faculty lounge.

‎‎Selena’s journal is accidentally picked up by the headmaster and now the entire school thinks she has a crush on him.

‎Drakynia’s dragon-mop emits fire every time it’s used — the faculty garden burns down.

‎‎Rosalia’s song is mistaken for an ancient summoning chant and summons… a divine cleaning spirit.

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‎‎The Twist

‎‎Zephyr walks by, raises an eyebrow, and says:

‎‎“Thanks, I guess? I was just going to eat lunch.”

‎He leaves.

‎The girls stare.

‎Selena: “Lunch…! That’s it.”

‎‎Operation Rebooted: Project Homemade Bento 

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‎‎End of Extra Chapter

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