Chapter 17:I Was Just Gardening… But Why Is the Queen of Thorns Asking Me to Marry Her?
Scene: Academy Greenhouse – Morning
Zephyr took a break from his janitorial duties to help the botanical department. Simple stuff.
“Water this, don’t touch that cursed cactus, and whatever you do, avoid the thorned archway,” the professor warned.
Naturally, Zephyr tripped… right into the thorned archway.
The air shimmered.
“Oh no…”
Scene: Rosevale — Hidden Garden Realm
Zephyr landed in an enchanted dimension filled with towering roses, humming vines, and massive glowing petals.
A voice echoed through the garden:
“Who dares disturb my sacred soil?”
A stunning woman stepped out, long red hair trailing like vines, emerald eyes glowing.
She wore a regal gown made of living roses.
Enter: Queen Rosalind, the Sovereign of Thorns.
Scene: Garden Confrontation
Zephyr raised his broom slowly.
“Sorry. I’m the academy’s janitor. I was… helping with the ferns.”
Rosalind narrowed her eyes.
“You entered the Gate of Trials and tamed the Queen’s Maze. You must now… wed me.”
Zephyr:
“Excuse me?”
“Tradition. You survive the thorned trial, you gain my hand. Rules are rules.”
Meanwhile, Back at the Academy
Arwen sensed something.
Seraphina crushed a teacup.
Drakynia snarled.
“He’s being courted again, isn’t he.”
Scene: Trial of the Queen’s Heart
Rosalind summoned a monstrous floral beast: The Petal Wyrm.
“If you refuse me, you must fight my guardian.”
Zephyr sighed.
“Of course I do…”
The Petal Wyrm attacked—but was no match for a perfectly enchanted broom swing.
POOF!
The beast turned into a pot of daisies.
Rosalind blinked.
“You are… truly magnificent."
Zephyr:
“Can I just water the ferns now?”
Scene: Farewell Garden
Rosalind handed him a single eternal rose.
“Should you change your mind… the thorns will always welcome you.”
He bowed politely and disappeared through the portal… right into the arms of Arwen, Seraphina, and Drakynia.
All three:
“WHO IS SHE?!”
He held up the flower.
“It’s… not what it looks like.”
“It looks like she proposed!”
“With a magical rose!”
“Do you like florals now, Zephyr?!”
Zephyr:
“Can’t a guy just garden in peace?!”
End of Chapter 17
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