I Want To Lay the Very Best!

315 – Special Interest Activated

"I think she's dead," Sparky said, patting the Magikarp's cheeks. The wet slap of skin didn't do anything to rouse the Pokémon from her slow, gentle whining. "Brandy sucked out her soul."

"She's making a noise," Morgan poked at the Magikarp's legs, which were shimmering with water. "I think she's trying to use Flail and ... failing."

Sparky snorted.

"Wasn't a pun."

"Was, and I got a worse one."

"If only we had time," Morgan crossed her hands over her heart. "But we have to be going. Besides, I feel a little sorry for her. She met a Brandy ready to tackle the world, starting with her tonsils."

"Kalosians are good kissers, and she had an accent!" Brandy huffed, "I thought she could handle it."

The Magikarp rolled her face around to hide her blushing face in Sparky's palms. "So much tongue," she wheezed, "I can still feel her inside me."

"Aw, sweetheart," Sparky patted her butt, "We don't even have the Brandy dick right now. You'll know when she's really inside you."

The Magikarp flopped pathetically in Sparky's arms, and Brandy bit her lip to resist diving on her again. The Magikarp was so friggin' cute, especially the way she kept peeking out from behind her fingers to make proud eyes at Sparky and Morgan. She hadn't even lasted past a kiss, but she was clearly giddy at having got a kiss at all. It was a little pathetic but in an incredibly endearing way.  

"What if-"

"No, you can't bond the first fish to fall into your lap," Morgan said. "She'd never survive you."

"Famously bad at bonding with fish that fall into my lap," Brandy said, batting Morgan's hat rim. "And I was going to say, what if we take her with us? If we're looking after her, they might not all fight us right away."

"You're gonna be the first Pokémon Brandy puts in the Center," Sparky said, holding the Magikarp up proudly. "What's your name so we can write it on your chart?"

"Danièle, with a cool slash over the e." the Magikarp said, massaging her throat, which seemed overdramatic. Brandy had barely got her tongue down that throat. 

"Danièle, with a cool slash over the e." Sparky repeated, "That's a long name. Can we call you Danièle instead?"

"But," Danièle said slowly, with absolutely no confidence in each word that left her mouth. "That is my name?"

"Aw, I like you," Sparky grinned. "It's been a while since I've had someone innocent around."

"Oh, I'm not innocent!" Danièle said as she dangled from Sparky's hands in the air. "I've had sex." she beat her chest before adding proudly, "With a woman."

"Gosh, and how'd that go?"

"Good! I didn't see most of it. I was biting a pillow. But she seemed happy with how it went in the end, and that's the important part!" 

"That's the spirit," Sparky said, holding the Magikarp up and pressing her into Brandy's body. The Magikarp red pigtails with orange tips bounced around as she didn't know where to look, completely overwhelmed. "Ready to have sex with a second?"

"I would," Danièle's arms drooped, and her face sunk, "But my throat hurts."

"Why does your throat m-" Morgan stopped herself, pinching the bridge of her nose. "I'm starting to see what Calcine brings to the team. Brandy. The plan?" 

Right. They were meant to be recruiting Pokémon to fight Monique when she came back, and while she was pretty sure this one Magikarp was on Team Brandy now, she doubted Danièle was going to hold up to the overwhelming presence that was Monique. 

"Sparky, you carry Danièle," Brandy said as she peeked out of the door outside. The rain was hammering it down so loudly it almost drowned out the battle, and visibility was utterly shit, but thanks to Sparky's Compound Eye inheritance, Brandy could just about pick out what was going on from the brief glimpses. 

 "Mahi's taking potshots from the top of the cabin at a bunch of them, and Tess is pinned down by some nightmarish bit of giant white coral?" Brandy said as Morgan tried to peek over her shoulder, standing on her tiptoes to look. "Holly's tangled up with a Clobbopus." 

"Holly can handle a brawl. She's terrifyingly strong." Morgan said, "Tess might be in trouble, that sounds like a Cursola. I'm good against Ghosts. Do you want me to handle it?"

"The last ghost you were with is your nemesis now," Sparky snorted. "You're not exactly diplomatic."

"I can be charming. Ceridwen deserved being taken down and pegged." 

"That's not the phrase, is it?" Danièle said. "Oh no, have I been saying it wrong?"

"It's okay," Sparky squeezed the Magikarp. "Morgan just loves her terrible puns. You learn to live with them."

"Morgan's puns are funny," Brandy said, smirking at the scandalized gasp from the bug behind her. "Can you handle the Cursola then? We'll help out Maple. She's with Marina fighting someone with purple tentacles and a super lanky-looking lady with a huge grin?"

"Oh, that's Nibbles and Chew! They're a Mareanie and a Barraskewda," Danièle said. "They're super cool ladies."

"You know them?"

"I know everybody here! I can help you out."

Perfect. Knowing what you were against before going in was a massive advantage in any fight. "We can quiz her; you get going, Morgan. Call if you need the help."

"I won't. I'll leave you with this mess," Morgan said, giving Brandy a quick peck on the neck before bursting into a cloud of black feathers. The cloud tickled Sparky and Danièle into a fit of giggles before she slipped past Brandy and through the crack in the door out into the rainstorm.  

"So, what can you tell us about Nibbles and Chew?"

"Loads!" Danièle said excitedly. "Nibbles has one tentacle that's more sensitive than the rest. If you suck on it while she's pinning you down, she gets super worked up. She tastes of lemon and cherries usually, but her poison is more like that sticky blueberry drink you get that makes your tongue go purple. If she's in a super horny mood, she'll numb you up so you can barely feel anything and then tease you with her spikes as the feeling slowly comes back. It's kind of weird but super good. You get this delayed orgasm that just absolutely melts your brain, and if you call out her name while she's doing it, she'll cuddle and make you something to eat afterward. Otherwise, she keeps going until you crack; you get weaker and weaker, but it gets better and better. I know it sounds weird, but it's so good. Her favorite food is-"

Brandy tried to get a word in, but the Magikarp's verbal torrent couldn't be stopped. Danièle just rolled over her interjections as she enthusiastically talked about her friends. It was like she'd hammered a tiny hole in a dam, and now the water was gushing out faster and faster. 

"-get her a new pair of boots, and she will step on you, but also, you'll be her favorite person for weeks. Oh, oh, Chew is cool too. She's super quick, and if she thinks you're having a bad day, she'll drag you off faster than you can blink and maul you up against a wall. Which sounds bad, but bites are super good when done right."

"This is known." Sparky grinned. She seemed to be loving this, there was going to be no help stopping this from her. "Bites are good."

"Right? I still have some marks on my belly from her from last week. They're kind of pale now, but if you look real careful, they're there. I don't think I've ever heard chew talk, she's always got her mouth around someone, but I bet that makes her cool and mysterious rather than- MHMFF!"

There was nothing for it but to kiss the Magikarp. It was the only way to stop her, Brandy running her tongue along the soft lips before pushing inside her. There was a surprised squeak, but she quickly got on board with letting Brandy explore the inside of her mouth, and it didn't take long before she was melting into Sparky's arms.

"Chew's favorite food is-" Danièle said breathlessly when they separated, so Brandy kissed her again until the watery shimmer around her legs merged to form a long, flicking tail. Sparky laughed as Danièle flailed about in her arms. It was an almost useless move that let Magikarp walk on land and swim in the water, something most Water Pokémon could do just fine without a tail. The white fin was super cute, though, and while Magikarp had a reputation for being a bit useless, Brandy knew passion when it showed. Danièle loved all her friends to bits; if Brandy could stop her from gushing too hard, she'd be a handy source of info in the coming fights. 

"Going to put you on the speed demon," Brandy said to Sparky. "Like with Sharpy, webs to slow her down and beat her with agility and shocks? The whole deck is soaked."

"Might make using electricity a little dangerous, especially if I'm carrying the fish," Sparky said, holding up Danièle, who flopped about uselessly in her grip. 

"I'll direct you, but I'm going to tackle the Mareanie."

"The Pokémon who likes stepping on ladies."

"That wasn't all Danièle said," Brandy objected. She had a good tactical reason for it. From what Danièle had said, Nibbles liked slow, teasing sex. If Brandy could overwhelm her with passion, she could probably break her down and get her on her side. If she were a more dominant type of Pokémon, she'd probably be able to get a few others in line for Brandy. 

Also. Steppy tentacle lady. It was a factor. Sparky wasn't wrong and from her grin she knew it. 

"Calcine's going to hate missing this," Sparky said as she pushed Brandy out into the rain. "Don't disappoint her!" 

"Never do!" Brandy grinned, her clothes soaking to her skin. Her Steam Engine objected to the dousing, and she had to push her limbs to get running. She needed to find some heat to go with all the water fast, and being wrapped up in the tentacles of a Mareanie would be an excellent start.