I became a god by treasure hunting after arriving 500 years early

Chapter 598: Chapter 436: Would you like to buy this small cave?

“This place is pretty interesting.”

Lu Yuan’s diplomatic team, in the past few days, had a blast, fully enjoying the charm of the Exotic Realm Civilization.

Take, for instance, a miraculous service called “Minotaur Girls Massage.”

A group of tall and muscular female minotaurs, wielding their hooves, crazily pounded on people’s backs, “thump, thump, thump,” the sounds they made were almost like drum beats creating a unique rhythm!

The medical experts, seeing the hooves coming, turned the color of liver.

Meanwhile, the Tauren Chief, beaming with joy, laughed and said, “Don’t worry, these are all young minotaurs! They will make you feel rejuvenated!”

“Oh, right, our Bullhead Clan actually doesn’t have the concept of virginity, which is a bizarre thing brought over from the Dark Steel Civilization. Really makes no sense at all.”

“They demand that the maids serving in their industries must be virgins, which I do not understand at all.”

“Anyway, I can assure you these service personnel have never mated!”

The Dark Steel People’s diplomat was almost having a mental breakdown… What the hell is this damn bull talking about!

Luckily, the service involved only hoof trampling, nothing else happened.

After Lu Yuan got up from the bed, his whole body felt much more relaxed, completely sore and truly rejuvenated!

He couldn’t help but praise: “This can truly be called… a legendary intangible cultural heritage.”

The Bullhead Clan immediately beamed with joy.

Then there was the Cross-eyed Clan, offering a mystical mental massage that supposedly relieves psychological stress and serves as an excellent meditation technique.

“We really need to try this. Everyone’s been under a lot of pressure these past few days.”

Lu Yuan, leading more than twenty people, entered a room full of mirrors, where faintly, countless eyes seemed to be staring!

Those pairs of eyes were struggling, writhing, emitting sharp glares.

Unnamed screams spread from the depths of the heart.

Lu Yuan got goosebumps all over.

But when he walked out of the room, he felt renewed once again.

All of a sudden, the psychological pressure was lifted!

“There really is a sense of relief like coming back to life after facing death…” Lu Yuan gave the Elder of the Cross-eyed Clan a thumbs up, swearing never to enter again.

Moreover, there were the maids with dark skin from the Dark Steel Civilization, who came every day to serve tea and meals, helped with dressing in special cultural garments, and even had wake-up services, perhaps even accompanied sleep services?

This seems to be a unique culture…

A certain form of respect towards superiors!

Though their skin was blue, their faces and figures really resembled the girls from Green Grass, with decent looks, pointy ears, and watery eyes…

Even their cultures were somewhat similar, nearly all of the unspoken rules of humans, including those of sexual nature, existed here.

Lu Yuan was okay, after all, he was a family man.

The other medical experts, especially the single ones, were visibly struggling against the temptation, their hearts pounding— the girls of Sky City were so ambitious, each of them eager to contribute to Humanity.

And the young ladies here, it was as if they were specifically trained to serve men, there really was a decaying temptation, who doesn’t have a bit of a conquest desire?

“Cough cough, don’t cause trouble… You took their bowl of rice too seriously?”

“If you want a girl, can’t you find one back home that matches your personality?” Lu Yuan was exasperated.

A young doctor whispered, “Great Commander, how about we abduct some population over? Our side doesn’t forbid inter-species marriage, right? Even you are in an inter-species marriage.”

“How about we consider a political marriage?”

Lu Yuan nodded: “That’s possible, abduct some minotaurs over to give you hoof massages every day.”

Wails and howls erupted from the team.

Lu Tiantian, with his white hair, suddenly remembered that he hadn’t yet found a wife and felt a wave of sadness well up from within.

To have never had someone warm his bed, and now to reject a girl from an Alien Civilization, what a sorrowful plight!

…

It wasn’t that Lu Yuan wasn’t open-minded, but… times have changed.

When they were poor, it was easy to accept other races, really easy.

As long as you follow me devotedly, I’ll take you along, just that simple.

Yet as the civilization grows wealthy, it becomes not so simple.

Why that is, Lu Yuan couldn’t quite say…

“The more trinkets one has, the more conservative one becomes. That’s human nature, I suppose…”

…

Cough, but speaking of which, even though the other side was very caring, Lu Yuan’s heart was not in it.

Old Lu was quite worldly, what with all the different Exotic Realm flavors and delicacies, eh, they’re all quite similar…

The Underground Alliance wouldn’t possibly show them any core sites, staying here all day eating mushrooms and drinking wine, experiencing all sorts of messy projects, well, it’s a bit novel, but not as pleasant as lying in the maid’s lap.

“Right, I could go out and make some money!”

No sooner had he thought it than on a moonless breezy night, Lu Yuan Instant Teleported out for a stroll, but since the mushrooms in the Crack hadn’t grown yet, he gained nothing.

Even worse, he spent a bit of Spirit Essence for using Instant Teleportation, which made him almost smoke with anxiety.

Just when he was bored to the extreme and running out of patience, suddenly he received a notification.

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