Chapter 185: Hairy Discussion
Dog Girl took a deep breath and stared down at the ground and at her little feet—she was still very uncomfortable about this, mainly because she didn't know how Scott was going to react, but she was at least hoping it'd be good.
『Okay… he's not going to get mad at me… he's the one that said he wanted to see them… ri-, right? So he's not going to be mean to me about it… but what if Boss gives me a super low score? Ahhhh, I don't know how I'd feel!』
She was already panicking so much that anyone who saw her would notice it on her face. Somehow, she managed to cool herself by pulling on her fluffy ears as she started mumbling nonsense about how tasty dog food was.
After a few seconds, she now had the face of a soldier ready to head into war—which was a little ridiculous, considering she always looked more adorable than fierce or dangerous in any sense.
Dog Girl stared at her fresh, bare thighs again and then slotted her thumbs into the waistband of her panties. With a deep breath, she pulled them down. Her panties rolled down to her ankles, and the first thing that Scott noticed was the item between her legs.
It instinctively made him lean forward in his chair.
Luminyss smiled and shouted—
"DOG GIRL'S TAKEN OFF HER PANTIES!!"
The crowd of aliens immediately went wild after all the silence that had choked the stadium—they had been quiet because they couldn't see anything all this time, so with some descriptions, they were now at least able to tell what was happening.
A multi-armed, ape-like alien shouted—
"COME ON, TELL US WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE DOWN THERE! PLEASE, WE NEED THIS!!"
This then made the other aliens get thirsty.
"HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO ENJOY THIS WITHOUT ANY SORT OF VISUALS?!"
"DESCRIBE THE PANTIES TOO!!"
"I WANNA KNOW WHAT HER ORGAN LOOKS LIKE!"
"YEAH! IS IT HAIRY?!"
These questions were from the literal pit of perversion, and Scott didn't even know how to feel about this—the fact that he had hoped to one day go into outer space in search of intelligent life, and this was the best the galaxy had to offer. It made him sigh like all hope was lost as he lowered his head and slapped a hand over his face.
It was no different from a father watching his son tell him he didn't want to play football.
『I'm so screwed…』
His heavy eyes managed to open and stare at Dog Girl.
This wasn't the first time he was looking at the object between her fleshy inner thighs.
More than three times now, he'd tried not to look, but he wasn't able to stop himself. But it wasn't because there was any sexual satisfaction he gained from staring at the place between her legs. No… but for certain creatures, he always wanted to know about the intimate parts or functions of their bodies.
And as for Dog Girl—he wasn't surprised.
She had a very hairy vulva.
Like, that area was so hairy that it looked like it had a four-inch wig it was wearing. And now, that explained why that area looked so inflated when her panties were on.
Out of shame, Dog Girl looked away slowly and placed both her hands over her delicate vulva—even then, the hair was still enough that it was poking out.
"S-, Sorry, Boss… I don't shave… much…"
It was such a shameful sight.
The way she stood there with her oddly wet panties around her ankles, her hands over her hairy vulva, and her droopy ears falling over her sad face… even her fluffy tail didn't seem to wag this time.
『Hnnn~ I feel so ashamed I could pee myself…』
Her head dropped even lower.
By this time, there should've been a response from Scott.
"Uhm…"
But he couldn't seem to bring out the right words.
Back at the Contestant Room, all the women were watching this with surprise on their faces.
Before now, most of these women were either confused, still looking for a way to get out of here, or just trying to get this over with so everything would be back to normal—but the moment they all saw Dog Girl's hairy vulva, it immediately put all of them at the front of the holo-screen.
Miss Mercury was the first to speak up—
"Hmph! Honestly, I don't understand why some women insist on keeping a jungle between their legs. My boyfriend prefers it clean-shaven, and I have to say, nothing beats the smooth feeling under silk sheets."
The first memory to enter her mind was how Scott would always apply some lube on his tip and then use it to trace over the smooth area of her vulva—for some reason, it always made her come faster.
All of a sudden, a weird smile appeared on Mercury's face as a small trail of saliva rolled down the corner of her mouth.
Then, someone replied—
"Pfft. What a 'first time in a relationship' thing to say. I let mine grow wild and free—like a lion's mane. If a man can't handle a bit of fur, then he doesn't deserve to see what's under it!"
The crowd of women became silent.
Not because of what was said… but because of who said it.
Everyone looked to the corner, and it was Rope Girl who stood there with her arms crossed, one of her long legs resting over the other while her back remained pressed against the wall. She didn't even seem bothered by what she'd just said—only when she looked up and saw that they were all staring at her with wide eyes.
Rope Girl shrugged and said—"What?"
"No… it's just…" Deathmark paused.
"Kind of out-of-pocket for you…" Witch completed.
Many other women were still silent, but the same couldn't be said for Dark Elf, who dropped her bag of chips and then slowly unbuckled the straps of her beige cargo pants.
"You guys and your strange habits."
She sighed like a sloth.
"I barely grow hair down there, and when I do, it's as soft as a potato chip bag. Not that it matters—I think I'd like some hair down there so I can at least hide some stuff… maybe like raisins or something."
Right after, Dark Elf lowered her cargo pants until all the ladies could see the sexy and muscular V-shape of her waist that would make many men go wild.
These women, on the other hand, were deeply impressed.
"Wooooooah… you're really fit…" said Irina.
"Yeah, I did a lot of assassin work, so…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
Dark Elf sighed.
"I probably shouldn't have said that in a room full of female heroes, right?"
Rope Girl just nodded.
From the corner, Foxgirl, who had been quietly scrubbing her shoulders with a loofah to test how original it was, cleared her throat rather aggressively.
"This conversation is wholly inappropriate—"
But before she could finish, Vixen cackled and threw a small punch across her shoulder.
"Ouch!" Foxgirl frowned. "What was that for?"
"You really think either of us have the right to tell these women what's appropriate and what's not?"
"Well… ugh…"
Foxgirl gave up and chose to be silent.
Gwen forced out a loud yawn and then pointed at the two fox ladies with her thumb as she said—
"Besides… we all know it's gonna be hairy as fuck down there, and your freaky fans probably like it because it gives off that musty smell they like."
This infuriated Foxgirl.
"HOW DARE YOU BE…"
She felt instant shame, and her voice dipped.
"…be so right…"
She rubbed the side of her arm and slowly looked away with a surprisingly shy face.
『This kind of reminds me of the whole 'using my pussy to break a hardtack' incident… A politician bought it, and he was a married man with kids, and I remember he still sent me a video of him eating it. Ahhhh~ honestly…』
Foxgirl sulked a bit as her ears drooped.
Just then, Miss Mercury noticed this and gave Gwen a very quick shove in her side.
"Ouch… what?!" Gwen frowned and rubbed her side.
Mercury jerked her head toward Foxgirl.
A little reluctant to speak, Gwen sighed in acceptance.
"I… I guess that was a little harsh…"
She pursed her lips like a stubborn, spoiled child.
"I'm not apologizing, though…"
"Sigh~ whatever…"
Miss Mercury slapped a hand against her forehead.
・・・
By this time, Dog Girl had already positioned her panties up for Scott to get a full view of.
"Uhm… these are my panties…"
She looked away more and pushed out her panties, as if there was a gravitational force of shame that prevented her from looking at him while presenting them. There were many women who would believe this would subtract from her points, but the real truth was that it was a huge bonus.
Who didn't love a shy display of shame?
Nevertheless, Scott wasn't in an easy spot—not at all.
He was sure that the other ladies were watching, since they would need to learn the procedure of how the entire Panty Auction challenge would be done. So, if he somehow showed any excitement or interest in the panties displayed before him, then he was sure Emma and Gwen would be after his head.
But… he wasn't prepared for what Dog Girl would do next.
The canine lady took deep breaths.
"I… I don't think you'll want these…" she mumbled.
"And why not?" Scott managed to ask.
"B-, Because…"
Dog Girl's face burned crimson.
"I… I peed a little in them."
A collective gasp from the audience.
The entire place went wild—even the ladies in the Contestant Room were screaming like banshees on crack.
"H-, How can she be so… so shameless?!"
"That's some shitty underhanded tactics!"
"Scott better not fall for it!"
"Pee and panties in the same sentence should be illegal for any woman! ANY WOMAN!!"
The challenge had yet to start, and these women were already going over the top in their rage.
Scott's eyes gleamed with hidden interest.
"Oh?"
"I c-, couldn't help it!"
Dog Girl whined as she gripped her panties tight.
"I have a super weak bladder, and I was thinking about you too much, and I… I… nngh!"
"Seventy Affection Points."
Dog Girl's eyes widened. "R-, Really?"
Scott instantly panicked.
"WAIT──I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!!"
He was already waving his hands in panic as he tried to scurry back in shock, but he was seated on a chair, so it wasn't as if he was going anywhere anytime soon.
Ready to feed into the drama, Luminyss quickly poofed into pink dust and reappeared directly on Scott's lap as she laughed at the top of her voice. Then, she leaned back on his chest and stared up at him with a cute smile. But… the smile was a few inches from being mischievous.
"You didn't mean to say it… hrmmmm, that doesn't sound like you didn't say it, keheheh… and that's because you're now able to say whatever your mind and heart genuinely think, just like I said you would!"
She clapped very loudly.
"So, we're rest assured you won't be lying at all!"
Her head fell back against his chest more, and she laughed louder and louder as the aliens joined her.
The room tensed the moment Miss Mercury's face turned red—but this wasn't the usual soft, affectionate blush she had whenever Scott did something to fluster her.
No, this time, her face burned with sheer rage.
Her eyes widened in absolute disbelief as she stared at the holo-screen, veins practically popping out of her forehead.
Then, it happened.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME—?!"
She screamed with a thunderous voice.
Her fist reeled back, fully prepared to obliterate the holo-screen into a million digital fragments. But before she could throw a proper tantrum, Gwen and Dark Elf lunged in at the exact same time, their arms locking around her like restraints on a wild beast.
"LET ME GO! LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!!"
Mercury thrashed like a woman possessed, her legs kicking, her fists flailing in the air with increasing fury.
Gritting her teeth as she struggled to hold her down, Gwen finally huffed out—
"Come on! There's no guy that's not gonna get a little bit weird over something like that… It doesn't mean he lo—"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT IT MEANS!"
Mercury roared.
"He better take back those points he gave her, unless sixty is the new zero!"
Her eyes practically ignited with flames of wrath.
"He shouldn't be out there RATING THE PANTIES of another woman that ISN'T ME! URRGH!!!"
Her rage shot through the roof like a nuclear blast.
Still as expressionless as ever, Dark Elf merely tightened her grip, making sure Mercury wouldn't go on an unhinged rampage.
『I don't have enough chips…』
She was only concerned about that.
Meanwhile, across the room, Bella Trevors cast an irritated side-eye at the entire spectacle before fwipping her glossy hair back. Unlike the others, she had far more important things to focus on—like herself.
Her gaze returned to the full-length mirror in front of her to admire the angelic beauty staring back. Me… she thought with a giggle, stroking her flawless skin as she continued to dress her hair little by little.
Yet, unnoticed by anyone, her hands trembled slightly.
She was nervous.
『Damn it…』
Bella bit her lip.
『I haven't been able to talk to Scott since… since that time he did what he did to me…』
She hated it. Hated that she had tried calling him so many times, yet he hadn't picked up even once.
A man shouldn't make her call them! No, they should be helplessly in love with her—groveling, desperate, on their knees, begging just to be acknowledged.
Her jaw clenched, frustration bubbling up.
『I should never call a man. They should be the ones calling me like hopeless dogs!』
Her fingers curled around her lipstick as she aggressively applied it to her juicy lips, growling under her breath.
On the other side of the room, Deathmark raised an eyebrow before leaning in close to Witch and Rope Girl.
"…Isn't that—"
"Mhm." Rope Girl cut her off with a knowing nod.
They both understood. One of their recent targets had been Morgan, and now that Bella was here, they had the perfect chance to dig up more dirt on him.
But for now? They had to play it cool. No overreacting.
Speaking of overreacting…
Dark Elf and Gwen had finally managed to tire out Miss Mercury. Now seated on the floor, legs crossed in a lotus position, she sat with her arms folded tightly across her chest, her face twisted into a deep, childish pout—like a little kid whose favorite toy had been stolen.
Just then—
SNAP!
Luminyss flicked her fingers, and Dog Girl instantly vanished into pink dust.
Then, without hesitation, she pressed her plump rear against Scott's crotch, sinking into his lap with deliberate slowness.
Scott nearly had a heart attack.
"H-, HEY!"
His whole body jolted, arms flailing as his face turned harder than Miss Mercury's earlier rage.
Luminyss merely giggled, then wiggled her soft butt against him as she purred—
"Relax, relax… I'm just sitting on your sweet bulge. No need to worry, man~"
Scott's soul practically left his body.
"THAT'S WHY I'M WORRIED FOR GOODNESS SAKE!"
Luminyss turned her head slightly, placing a slender finger against her lips with a playful wink.
"Shhhh~!"
She tilted her head coyly.
"I'm just doing this for your own good… you never know when another girl might give you a boner~"
Scott froze.
Luminyss giggled again.
"Oh? You're worried? I didn't know your boners were this massive… Hehe~"
Scott's entire existence shattered. "EH?!"
Completely ignoring his distress, Luminyss smoothly shifted her focus.
She had carefully divided the women into three categories:
Room A → Heroes & high-status women.
Room B → Villainous women.
Room C → The complicated, drama-inducing women.
Using her vision, she peered into Room C.
Inside stood three women, confused and waiting.
Judy Cho. Pulsar. Nadia Al-Rashid.
Luminyss smirked to herself.
She then snapped her fingers, dramatically announcing—
"Next contestant is… Pulsar!"
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