Demonic Po*nstar System

Luna's eyes darkened ominously. "No. It's with his other girlfriend."

- HateWomen: The bastard has another slut?!

Supreme Empress Luna permanently banned the user 'HateWomen.'

- Princeless Princess: Kya! He has two girlfriends?!"

"… Three," Luna revealed.

- Thirsty247: No way! He is the greatest man on Earth! My hero!

- Princeless Princess: Are you not going to watch it, Empress? We can all return to the stream together.

"The last thing I want to see is the cow-uddered bitch getting embraced by my boyfriend!" the purple-haired beauty spat jealously. Luna didn't like that they shot a video this soon after hers aired. It felt like she was getting challenged by Nyx.

- DeleteYuumi: I'm so jealous of Kaiden that I started spitting blood.

- TouchGrass: I think he is the real version of Gigachad.

- Lapdog of the Empress: Hmph! The Handsome Emperor is too sickly to be titled as such!

"Kaiden is working out like every day and is consuming a very healthy, nutritious diet. He even hired an expensive personal trainer," Luna countered, proud of her man.

- Lapdog of the Empress: Nooo!!! My opportunities for exploitation are shrinking before my very eyes! Curse the Handsome Emperor!

- Princeless Princess: Uh… You've certainly found yourself a worthy rival, Empress. This woman is a real homerun victory from a man's point of view. She is also an awakened… Are you not feeling miserable? I would feel so inadequate if I were you…

Luna scoffed dismissively, "Me? Miserable? Not at all. The pink bimbo is nothing but a lot of fat that happened to coalesce at just the right places. Kaiden will soon realize which of us is the more substantial woman."

- Princeless Princess: I envy your confidence.

"Plus, I'm an awakened, too."

- Lapdog of the Empress: !!!

- Thirsty247: :O

- DeleteYuumi: ???

- Princeless Princess: R-really?!

"Yes," she nodded pridefully. "You can expect our first dungeon clearing stream in the next few days, maybe even today… but don't expect much. We're complete rookies, and we likely have F-tier classes. Nonetheless, we won't give up and will keep trying to level up."

- Princeless Princess: I'll be checking my phone for the notification of your stream's start every minute!

- TouchGrass: I must say I'm also rather intrigued. However, if you're awakened, why did you go into porn? If you can clear dungeons with just the three of you, then there was no reason to do so. You could make enough money to live a very fulfilling life. The only dungeon clearers who remain poor are those who can only clear the beginner dungeons, those who need to form much bigger groups and thus share the spoils, or those who keep destroying their equipment and need to make big purchases often.

"Four of us, the last girlfriend is also awakened. As for why we decided to do porn… no comment," Luna smiled slyly and queued up for her next game.

…

[Ding!]

[New Main Quest: Spark of Interest.]

[Spark of Interest: The system believes the Successor can receive a great deal of publicity at the Awakened Association's registration should he play his cards right. The rewards will be earned if the system finds the Successor's actions at gathering enough publicity to be sufficient.]

[Rewards] 

1. Random Skill Card

2. An Upgrade Point

Kaiden read over the message for a second time while thinking inwardly about how he could complete this mission. His objective was to go there, get registered, and then find a dungeon to explore. 

He had no plans to gather fame, but thinking about it on a deeper level, the system had a point. It was a grand opportunity, and he had to play his cards right. This could be the break they need to go from complete obscurity to the beginning stages of stardom.

"Maste- Kai, what are you thinking so deeply about?" Nyx caught herself before she called him master in front of the taxi driver they were traveling together with.

Kaiden hired a minivan type of Ub*r that would be perfect for moving her boxes cheaply; he didn't want to pay for a professional moving company for their services. She didn't have many belongings, so doing so would've been a waste.

"New Quest," Kaiden replied in a way she would understand but wouldn't give the driver any sensible information.

"Oh!" That was all the information the voluptuous pink beauty needed to grasp the situation. She nodded in understanding and changed the topic seamlessly.

They spent the next few hours getting her situated in his dorm, and yes, it was cramped as hell, so they decided to look for a home while they waited for Aria to become available and Luna to finish her stream, then they could go register at the association together.

They settled on two homes. One cost $1,500 a month, but it only had two bedrooms, so privacy would still be a bit lacking, and it wouldn't be good enough for Aria and her two siblings at all, so this could only be used for a short while. The other had six bedrooms, which was the amount needed to give everyone a room, Aria's siblings included. However, the price was an eye-popping $5,000… It was way out of budget for now, especially considering each girl had other financial commitments they had to pay for.

Aria had to take care of two children and herself, Luna was technically in debt towards her brother, and Nyx… Well, he still didn't know what her deal was.

Anyhow. It was time to register at long last. They were going to be officially among the ranks of the awakened!