Chapter 269: There are only wrong names, no wrong nicknames
Chapter 269: There are only wrong names, no wrong nicknames
“Uh, Fatty Li are you sure you want to do this? Isn’t this a bit too high-profile?” A-Liang froze after hearing these words. Directly punching through someone else’s sandbag? Wouldn’t that seem too arrogant?
“Having no strength is called arrogance, having strength is called low-key, understand? Besides, if you don’t do this, will this young lady let it go?” Li Li said, pointing to the somewhat bristling Wei Wei next to him.
She was so angry, just like a bristling cat. If he didn’t explain things clearly to her, this marriage proposal would probably fall through.
A-Liang could only helplessly say after hearing this:
“Alright, it seems like this is the only way. Otherwise, her constantly pestering me for a spar will be a nuisance.”
“Sparring itself isn’t the problem, the problem is that this young lady thinks you look down on her and are playing her.” Li Li said, giving A-Liang an encouraging look. A-Liang was quite helpless but still did as Li Li said.
“Brother Xiong, how much is a sandbag here?” A-Liang asked, taking off his gloves.
“It’s quite cheap, why are you asking this? I think you should coax my junior sister first.” Xiong Guang, who was asked, pointed to Wei Wei at the side and said.
At a time like this, he still had the mood to ask this? Didn’t he see that his junior sister was about to turn into a tigress?“That’s good, Brother Xiong. I’m going to punch through one of your sandbags here.” A-Liang said after hearing this.
It was quite cheap? Then he was relieved. If it was too expensive, he wouldn’t dare to do it.
“Uh? Little brother, if you can really punch through this sandbag, I’ll give you another one for free. Do you know how much strength and how heavy a punch it takes to punch through it?” Xiong Guang was stunned for a moment after hearing this and then said.
Punch through the sandbag? He couldn’t possibly not know how sturdy the sandbag was, could he?
“I’m not sure, but what I do know is that if you concentrate your Qi on a single point, you can become invincible.” A-Liang said as he walked towards the sandbag. “Wei Wei, watch carefully. It’s not that I don’t want to spar with you, nor do I look down on you. I really can’t throw my punches casually. Once I do, it will definitely take a life.”
“Really? We’re both fist practitioners, don’t try to fool me.” Wei Wei said with a suspicious look on her face after hearing this.
Concentrate his Qi on a single point? He made it sound so easy, but how could it be that easy to do?
“Just watch, remember not to stand in front of me.” A-Liang took a deep breath and assumed the starting stance of the 《Seven Directions Killing Fist》. He mobilized the Qi in his body and gathered it in his fist, then stared at the sandbag with a concentrated gaze and shouted:
“Break!”
“Whoosh!”
“Boom!”
As the sound fell, his fist shot out abruptly. After making contact with the sandbag, it didn’t send the sandbag flying but instead pierced straight through it like a bamboo shoot, emerging from the other side.
Instantly, countless grains of sand flew around. Sand flowed down from the opening with a “rustling” sound.
“This…”
Seeing this scene, both Xiong Guang and Wei Wei widened their eyes.
“Not bad, not bad, your Seven Directions Killing Fist is quite good, condensing your Qi into a single point, like a sharp awl. It’s truly a case of the fist not arriving but the Qi already there, injuring invisibly.” Li Li was very satisfied as he looked at the sandbag that had been punched through.
It seemed like Glasses Bro really had been practicing. He had reached this point in such a short time.
“It’s alright, I’m still a long way from mastery.” A-Liang scratched his head and said.
“Thump thump”
“Thump thump”
“What happened? What exploded?”
“Yeah, are you alright, Brother Xiong?”
Just then, hurried footsteps came from the surroundings, and then all the personnel from the entire boxing center came running over.
“No…nothing, just a sandbag was punched through. There was no explosion, please rest assured.” Hearing this, Xiong Guang immediately recovered and explained, lest it cause panic among the crowd.
However, unexpectedly, his words only caused even more surprise among the crowd:
“Someone punched through a sandbag? My goodness, which expert was it?”
“Yeah, yeah, let us have a look!”
“Wait a minute, it couldn’t be this brother, could it?” Someone saw A-Liang standing there and immediately said. Instantly, everyone stared at A-Liang, making his scalp tingle a little. But someone had already spoken first.
“Yes, it was this Brother A-Liang. He punched through the sandbag. Now that you all know, please make way and go back to training. There’s nothing to see here.” Xiong Guang said, waving his hand to shoo them away.
“Brother Xiong, you can’t just shoo us away like this. We just want to know how he did it, it’s not like we’re harassing him.”
“Yeah, Brother Xiong, you’re treating us like outsiders, aren’t you?” The crowd showed no intention of leaving after hearing this, instead, they gathered around in twos and threes.
They all wanted to know how he had punched through the sandbag. After all, punching through that thing wasn’t just about strength.
“When you practice your fists and feel the Qi, and when you can concentrate your Qi into a single point, you’ll be able to do it.” Xiong Guang said with a bit of annoyance. “Otherwise, it’s better not to aim too high.”
“What? We have to cultivate Qi? Brother Xiong, do you think we’re really martial arts prodigies?”
“Yeah, we’ve only been practicing fist techniques for a short time, how could we have that kind of ability?”
“Exactly, Brother Xiong, you’re fooling us again.” The crowd couldn’t help but speak up after hearing this.
Feel the Qi from practicing fists? They had only been practicing for how long, how could they have that kind of ability?
“Why would I fool you every time? Brother A-Liang can punch through a sandbag with one punch because he can concentrate his Qi into a single point. It’s like driving a nail into the sandbag. If you can do that, you can also punch through a sandbag with one punch.” Xiong Guang said, patting A-Liang on the shoulder. “This is Brother A-Liang, he’s currently dating my junior sister. That means he’s half my brother-in-law. Whoever dares to trouble him is going against me, understand?”
As soon as they heard these words, the faces of the crowd, who were still pestering him a moment ago, instantly changed, and they started backing away while saying:
“Ah? Senior Sister Wei Wei’s boyfriend? Can’t afford to offend, can’t afford to offend, gotta go, gotta go.”
“Amazing, Brother A-Liang. No more nonsense, let’s have a drink together when you’re free.”
Well, they thought he was some kind of expert who came out of nowhere, but it turned out he was Senior Sister Wei Wei’s boyfriend? Then it wasn’t surprising. He even dared to date Senior Sister Wei Wei, that tigress. Having some strength was absolutely normal.
“Uh.” Seeing their drastic change in attitude, A-Liang couldn’t help but freeze. He had a feeling that his blind date wasn’t as simple as he thought.
“Are you guys itching for a beating? If you want to get beaten up, come up to the ring, I’ll help you loosen up your bones.” Wei Wei said with an unfriendly expression after hearing this.
The crowd shuddered and ran away even faster:
“No, no, absolutely not. Senior Sister, you can take your time looking around, we’ll leave first.”
“Yeah, yeah, we offended Brother-in-law just now, please don’t take it to heart.”
“What nonsense are you guys talking about? Things haven’t even been settled yet, be careful or I’ll tear your mouths apart.” Wei Wei scolded with a blushing face, rarely showing a girlish demeanor.
“Fatty Li, I feel like things aren’t looking good.” Looking at the departing crowd, A-Liang whispered to Li Li.
“What’s not good about it? We’ll deal with whatever comes our way. You’re a grown man, don’t be so timid.” Li Li patted A-Liang and said, “Be like a real man and bravely pursue love. This cat will be your strongest support.”
“Although what you said makes sense, I always feel like something’s weird.” A-Liang felt like what Li Li said was right, but also not quite right.
“There’s nothing weird about it, just follow your heart’s call and go for it boldly.” Li Li encouraged, looking like a wise old cat.
“Fatty Li, you’re just a cat, don’t act so experienced, alright?” A-Liang said with a black line on his head.
Fatty Li just ate, drank, and played all day long, did he really have any experience? Besides, he always talked about female cats, he was a human, not even the same species, alright?
“Who said cats can’t have experience? This cat has seen more girls than you’ve eaten meals. You don’t trust this cat’s judgment?” Li Li said with annoyance.
Don’t look at him only being a cat for two years, but when it came to seeing girls, he had seen a lot.
He had much more experience than A-Liang in this area, so A-Liang should humbly listen to him.
“Alright, alright, I’ll listen to you, I’ll listen to you.” A-Liang said helplessly after hearing this.
Fine, Fatty Li was amazing, alright. He was too lazy to argue with him anymore.
“Junior Sister, are you two planning to stay here with me or go out on a date? Let me make it clear first, I don’t have time to entertain you.” Xiong Guang said to Wei Wei and A-Liang.
Since it was a date, they should go to some romantic place, right? What were they doing running to his place? Wasn’t this very unromantic?
“We’re leaving now, we won’t waste your time. Brother, do you have to shoo us away like this?” Wei Wei rolled her eyes and said to A-Liang, “Let’s go out to eat. I was a bit loud just now, don’t mind me.”
“It’s okay, it’s okay, I understand.” A-Liang was stunned for a moment, then nodded.
“That’s good. Give me Fatty Li to hold. He must be tired lying on your shoulder.” Wei Wei said, reaching out to Li Li. “Li Li, how about coming to big sister here? Big sister knows a place with delicious food nearby.”
“Really? Then this cat will make an exception and trust you this time. Don’t lie to this cat, I’m telling you.” Li Li was happy after hearing this, but he was still very cautious. After all, she had said the same thing before coming here, but she hadn’t taken him to buy any food.
Instead, she and Glasses Bro had come running here.
As for their actions, he could only say, come on, don’t lie to a cat like that.
“I promise to take you this time, don’t worry.” A-Liang said.
Did Fatty Li have to remember this for so long? They promised to take him out for food, alright?
“That’s more like it.” Li Li finally burrowed into Wei Wei’s arms with satisfaction.
“Fatty Li is so well-behaved.” Wei Wei, holding Li Li, praised him, rubbing her chin against Li Li’s big head.
“Don’t just praise without giving any benefits. What this cat wants is not verbal praise.” Li Li couldn’t help but mutter.
He wasn’t here to listen to her draw him a pie in the sky. He wanted to see real food, not just promises.
“Then Brother Xiong, we’ll go eat first.” A-Liang said to Xiong Guang and walked towards the door.
“Alright, take your time.” Xiong Guang smiled and waved goodbye kindly.
Seeing this, Wei Wei left with Li Li in her arms.
Seeing the two people and one cat out the door, Xiong Guang immediately took out his phone and dialed a number. “Master! It’s me, Little Xiong. I’m telling you, Junior Sister is dating! You heard right, Junior Sister is dating.”
“What? You’re asking how Junior Sister’s boyfriend is? That young man is very capable, he can punch through a sandbag with one punch. Don’t worry, Master, Junior Sister won’t be left unmarried. I see they’re getting along quite well.”
“A photo? I’ll send it to you later, Master.”
“Fatty Li, what do you like to eat? They have everything here, come down and choose.” After leaving the boxing center, Wei Wei took Li Li to a nearby pet food store.
As soon as he landed, Li Li went straight to the central area, arriving in front of a row of cat treats and canned cat food.
“Of course, this cat’s favorites are cat treats and canned cat food. Hurry up and buy them for this cat. This cat has been a light bulb for you for so long, I deserve some credit even if I don’t have any merit. Eating a few dozen cans of your food is not too much, right?”
Other light bulbs could only hinder, but his light bulb was different, it could illuminate.
“Fatty Li, do you want this can? Then big sister will buy it. Once it’s bought, you can’t go back on your word, you’d better be sure.” Wei Wei, crouching next to Li Li, said.
“Yes, yes, yes, that’s the one. This cat is certain and sure.” Li Li nodded, and Wei Wei picked up a few cans and walked towards the cashier.
Li Li immediately followed behind.
After waiting for so long, he finally got to eat, he had really worked hard.
“You’re getting Fatty Li canned food?” A-Liang, waiting at the cashier, asked after seeing this.
“Yes, he chose it himself.” Wei Wei nodded.
“That’s right, this cat chose it. What’s wrong? Do you have any objections to this cat getting some food?” Li Li, emerging from behind Wei Wei, asked.
“No, no, I wouldn’t dare.” A-Liang immediately denied it. Li Li then said with satisfaction:
“That’s good. It’s not like you’re paying, why are you saying anything?”
The shop assistant, who was looking at her phone, heard the voices and looked up, ready to watch the fun, but then noticed Li Li. Suddenly, she became excited.
“Eh! You’re, you’re Big Fatty Li, right? I recognize you, you’re the greediest and most flirtatious cat in our Blue Island City.”
“And you’re also famously a player, cheating for food and drinks every day, and also cheating on feelings.”
“Yes, yes, I was wondering why you looked so familiar. It turns out you’re the big player, Big Fatty Li.” The other shop assistant next to her also said as if she had woken up from a dream. She was wondering why this cat looked so familiar.
So this cat was a big internet celebrity? No wonder.
“You recognize this cat? This cat is very happy, but this cat isn’t very comfortable with you badmouthing me.” Li Li grumbled.
How could they call him a player as soon as they met? This would really affect his reputation outside, wouldn’t it? His reputation outside had always been quite good, but after he became famous, he had been constantly slandered.
“Yes, he is Big Fatty Li. But he is not a player. What’s circulating outside are all rumors.” Wei Wei, holding Li Li, smiled and said, “Big Li Li is a very good-natured cat. The reason why he is misunderstood online is because he begs for food everywhere. He can’t talk, so how can he explain himself, right?”
“That’s right, that’s right, that’s it. She who gave birth to me is my mother, she who knows me is my big sister.” Li Li, who was being held, immediately nodded his head.
This was someone who truly understood him. The other guys didn’t know his situation at all and were just blindly joining in the fun.
Hearing this, the shop assistant nodded and said:
“That’s not wrong, but he does have a lot of caretakers outside, right?”
“Yeah, you two are also his temporary caretakers, right?”
“Uh, can you tell that too?” A-Liang asked in surprise.
“Of course, it’s said online that Fatty Li’s caretaker is a college student who just graduated not long ago, and he works during the day and doesn’t have time to accompany Fatty Li. So when he’s seen with someone, it’s most likely his meal ticket.”
“Yeah, and Fatty Li’s caretaker is a video blogger who specializes in food. He’s not as strong as you.”
The shop assistants said proudly. It seemed like A-Liang didn’t know as much as they did. From this perspective, they were still more impressive.
“Alright, I admit I know very little.” A-Liang shrugged and said.
He had been in contact with Fatty Li for so long, but he really didn’t know these things.
Looking at Li Li standing in front of them, the two shop assistants immediately came out from behind the counter.
“Do you mind if we take a picture with Fatty Li?”
“Yeah, yeah, it’s the first time we’ve seen a real Fatty Li, we’re so excited.”
“No problem, but you’d better not touch him. He understands human language and knows what you two were just saying about him.” A-Liang reminded.
“It’s okay, we know what to do.”
“Yeah, we’re experienced.” The shop assistants said nonchalantly and took out an opened can of food and some cat treats from the side and held them to Li Li’s mouth. “As long as we keep his mouth occupied, I think he won’t be able to bite us.”
“He’s a glutton, with food, he won’t think about anything else.”
What if Fatty Li got angry or ignored them? The answer was very simple, you just had to take out canned cat food, cat treats, or freeze-dried milk, and Fatty Li would immediately come running over. This wasn’t just them talking nonsense, this was shared by netizens online.
It had also been recognized by many people who had fed Fatty Li.
“Which bastard slandered this cat like this? This cat is clearly broad-minded, alright? How come I’m being portrayed like this here?” Li Li grumbled while eating the cat treats and canned cat food, but his body honestly enjoyed the shop assistants’ petting.
“Fatty Li, you’re a demon, can’t you have some backbone? You’re bribed by just a little bit of food?” A-Liang facepalmed speechlessly after seeing this. He didn’t even know how to express his speechless mood.
“Fatty Li is so easy to fool, I told you he’s very kind.” Wei Wei said with a smile.
“Wow, his fur feels even better than described online. What did Fatty Li eat growing up? How can he be so soft?”
“Yeah, it’s so surprising.” The shop assistants said while petting Li Li, their faces full of surprise.
This feeling was really amazing, it was beyond their expectations.
“If you want to pet, pet quickly. After you’re done petting, this cat is leaving. After all, the food you gave is only enough for this long. Any more, and it’ll be a different price.” Li Li, who was gobbling down the food, muttered.
“…”
A-Liang, who was under the illusion, twitched the corner of his eye.
The shop assistants really weren’t wrong about Fatty Li, he really was the type to eat and run. His mouth was still eating the food they gave him, but his body was already planning to leave.
“Have you two beautiful ladies petted the cat enough? Can you help us settle the bill first? It’s getting late, we’re planning to go eat.” Wei Wei said after seeing this.
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