Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

"Who are you?"

Wu Bin had fainted too quickly before and did not recognize Zhao Hao.

Zhao Han quickly leaned in, smiling as he said, "Hello Wu, this is Zhao Hao, the one who plays games with you."

"I’m his father, my name is Zhao Han."

"Oh, so you’re Zhao Hao."

Wu Bin made a startling remark.

"Come on, call him dad."

Zhao Hao: ...

Zhao Han: ...

Both of their faces turned extremely ugly, and the hospital room fell utterly silent for a moment.

Wu Bin really knew how to dishonor others, didn’t he?

However, the viewers in the live stream burst into laughter when they heard Wu Bin say this.

"As expected of my brother Wu, he takes revenge on the same day, no delays!"

"I’m dying of laughter, making Zhao Hao call him dad right in front of his real dad—only brother Wu could pull off something like that."

"It’s impolite, but I think it’s awesome."

Seeing Zhao Hao looking as uncomfortable as if he had swallowed a fly, Wu Bin still wouldn’t let it go.

"What’s the matter? Wasn’t it you who said it was a best two out of three father-son match?"

"Now we’ve won at our dorm, you’re not thinking of welshing, are you?"

"Hurry up and call, besides me, there are three more dads in the dorm waiting for you to return."

Wu Bin’s words were too harsh, causing Li Yan, who was standing at the door, to instantly have her blood pressure skyrocket as she pointed at his nose and began cursing loudly.

"You little rascal spouting nonsense!"

"Keep talking nonsense and see if I don’t tear your mouth apart!"

"I’ve already investigated your background, an orphan with no grandeur to speak of!"

As soon as Li Yan’s words came out, Zhao Han standing by turned pale with fright.

"Shut up!"

"The child doesn’t know any better, don’t you know better?"

"Get out, don’t say another word!"

Zhao Han wanted Li Yan to leave, but she wasn’t ready to let it go and continued to point at Wu Bin’s nose and curse.

Wu Bin sneered, and then in front of everyone, he tilted his head, stuck out his tongue, rolled his eyes back, and fainted.

Damn!

"Wu Bin, are you okay?"

"Quick! The oxygen mask!"

"Get that woman out of here, don’t let her agitate Wu Bin anymore!"

The sudden turn of events scared everyone.

Before Li Yan could react, she was pushed out of the hospital room by two female doctors.

Bang.

The door to the hospital room was shut forcefully.

Li Yan stood outside, somewhat dazed and also somewhat panicked.

All she did was casually curse a few words, so why did he faint?

"Honey, he… he’s not in any serious trouble, right?"

If there weren’t so many people around, Zhao Han would have wished to slap her hard!

All the effort he had put into acting subservient was wasted in an instant!

"Are you satisfied with your cursing?"

Li Yan mumbled a sentence.

"Not yet…"

"Not yet, huh? Fine, keep cursing then. I’ll have the lawyer prepare the divorce papers, and we will sign them in a bit."

Upon hearing Zhao Han say this, Li Yan suddenly panicked.

"Why, honey? Isn’t it unnecessary? He’s just an outsider, can’t I even scold him a little?"

Zhao Han pulled out his phone and showed the review section of his online store to Li Yan.

"Just an outsider?"

"Look for yourself! In less than a day, I’ve already received over three thousand negative reviews and more than a thousand returned orders!"

"Do you realize that because of your tirade, the company’s stock price might plummet directly to a stop?"

"One halt, and our company will lose hundreds of thousands."

"Do you still think he’s an outsider now? He is our lifesaver!"

Li Yan’s face turned deathly pale.

She had not expected that Wu Bin, an orphan, would have such a great influence.

Standing by, Zhao Hao also realized he had caused trouble this time, and he couldn’t help but ask with a trembling voice, "Dad, what should we do now?"

"What should we do?"

Zhao Han laughed in anger.

"Haven’t I said it already, divorce! You go to your mom, you two try playing Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chick, I want to see how you make out!"

Zhao Han felt the most wronged at that moment.

As a genuine businessman, he had worked diligently, day and night, these years.

He had barely managed to take the company public, and then he ended up with this mother and son.

No wonder old people always say women control the finances.

Choosing a wife, you really need to pick a smart one who doesn’t cause trouble.

Otherwise, it’s truly bad luck for generations!

Because of Li Yan’s previous verbal spew, public opinion had completely exploded online.

Rich second generation bullies a freshman, wealthy woman bullies an orphan.

These two elements combined, and the flames of justice in the netizens’ hearts were instantly ignited!

In the hospital room, a group of doctors were still frantically performing checks on Wu Bin.

Li Guotai, however, was smiling on the side and said, "Alright, kid, stop pretending; I’ve sent them all away."

Seeing that He Bingbing and Zhao Han were not in the hospital room, Wu Bin opened his eyes wide and let out a sigh of relief.

"Director, what you’re saying... I really did faint from being verbally attacked earlier; it wasn’t an act."

Li Guotai looked at him impatiently.

"Don’t I know you, kid? You’re not someone who lets himself be at a loss."

"But Wu Bin, I really need to remind you of something."

"Even though I don’t understand what’s going on with your body, as the old saying goes, ’You can’t stand by the river without getting your shoes wet.’

"When you go back to school this time, be extra careful; don’t end up back here."

"If one of these times you don’t make it through, it would be a very hard thing for all of us to accept."

"No matter what, put your health and life first, got it?"

Hearing Li Guotai speak so, Wu Bin felt very touched.

Because he could feel that Li Guotai was truly heartfelt in what he said.

Having Wu Bin with such a unique physiological ’lab rat’ sanctity was naturally a happy thing for the doctors.

But they are not robots focused only on academics.

Hearts are made of flesh; even more so for doctors, who typically are kinder than others.

Every time they saw Wu Bin coughing up blood, suffering from his illness, they too felt unbearable.

Wu Bin nodded at Li Guotai.

"Don’t worry, Director, next time I end up here, I’ll try to keep it quiet."

"Huh?"

Li Guotai laughed in disbelief.

"You really think of the hospital as home, don’t you? Still thinking about next time?"

Li Guotai took it as Wu Bin joking.

Who knew the kid would seriously ask, "Director, how good is our hospital’s orthopedics department?"

"Huh?"

Li Guotai was taken aback by the question.

"Why do you ask?"

Wu Bin gave a sheepish smile.

"Just wondering."

Li Guotai thought for a moment.

"Our hospital’s orthopedics department is quite good, but not the top of the line."

"The top of the line is the Second Hospital; they specialize in orthopedics."

Wu Bin quickly asked, "Can I use my medical card at the Second Hospital?"

Li Guotai stared at Wu Bin with wide eyes.

Something was off.

This kid was very off!