A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother

Rebirth?

Li Xuanxiao blinked.

Such a strange yet familiar word.

Li Xuanxiao was silent for a few seconds, questioning life.

I... I’m a transmigrator, right?

Where’s my cheat? Where’s my destiny? Where’s my buff?

So you gave it all to someone else, huh.

Rebirth!!

What am I even doing here?

But you just straight up reincarnated!?

In fact, ever since the application for Dao partnership between Su Mu and Lu Zhaoyao was submitted to the Sect Leader,

Li Xuanxiao had already raised their surveillance level.

Su Mu and Lu Zhaoyao had caught his attention early on.

But nothing had happened—until now.

When Su Mu said, “After I was reborn,”

Li Xuanxiao was completely stunned.

He already thought Su Wan was unstoppable—now what army does this one belong to?

Su Wan, Su Mu, these two sisters.

The Su family gave birth to two supremes.

Give Mount Shushan a way out, will you!!

No one else can even play the game anymore.

Li Xuanxiao wiped away nonexistent tears.

Truly surrounded by internal and external threats.

“...........”

I, Su Mu, have been reborn.

I want to change the fate of last time.

“Sister, I will proceed with the engagement with Senior Brother Lu as planned.”

Su Wan frowned as she looked at her sister.

Split personality? Sister?

Su Mu said softly, “Sister, I’ll explain this to you another day.”

“Your relationship is your own business, I won’t get involved.

But I just want to tell you—don’t cling too tightly. When it’s time to let go, let go.

If the teacup is too hot, just leave it on the table and wait for it to cool.”

“I... I understand,” Su Mu said.

Su Wan looked at her sister and couldn’t help but shake her head and sigh softly.

Sister probably will never truly understand.

After all, I’ve been through it myself.

With that thought, Su Wan got up and headed toward Silver Sword Peak to find Junior Brother Li Xuanxiao.

“............”

Soon, the engagement between Su Mu and Lu Zhaoyao received approval from the Sect Leader.

Although the Sect Leader was not currently at Mount Shushan.

The two would be wed in a few days.

When the news spread.

Cui Wanwan ran crying to the back mountain of Little Bamboo Peak and accidentally fell into the Lost Cliff.

Lost Cliff—a ten-thousand-zhang-deep abyss.

With Cui Wanwan’s current cultivation, she couldn’t fly on a magical artifact yet.

Falling down meant certain death.

When Su Mu heard the news,

she turned pale with shock.

Is the tragedy from last time happening all over again?

Because of her changes, this time Cui Wanwan didn’t enter the Demon Suppression Tower but instead fell into the Lost Cliff.

When Su Mu rushed to Lost Cliff,

she saw a figure darting past.

“Senior Brother Lu!” Su Mu called.

But Lu Zhaoyao completely ignored her—didn’t even glance at her, just barreled past and knocked into her.

“Ah....”

Lu Zhaoyao jumped straight off Lost Cliff, his eyes full of panic.

Su Mu was knocked to the ground and dazed.

“Senior Sister Su Mu, don’t take it personally, Senior Brother Lu was just in a hurry.”

Su Mu calmly got up on her own.

After a while, two figures slowly rose up from the edge of Lost Cliff.

It turned out Lu Zhaoyao was holding Cui Wanwan in his arms.

Lu Zhaoyao wore a flowing green long robe, its sleeves dancing in the wind.

At this moment, he lowered his long and deep eyes slightly, gazing gently at the Cui Wanwan in his arms with eyes full of affection.

That look of tenderness was so overflowing it could move anyone who saw it.

A gentle breeze brushed past their faces, lifting a few strands of hair.

Cui Wanwan curled up in Lu Zhaoyao’s arms like a little cat that had been picked up by its master again.

As if they were the ones truly made for each other.

Su Mu stared blankly at the scene.

Cui Wanwan was safe, thanks to the crooked-neck tree growing from the cliff wall, which saved her life.

Otherwise, she would’ve perished, body shattered.

Su Mu whispered: Thank heaven, Cui Wanwan didn’t get hurt this time.

At that moment, from the cliff wall of Lost Cliff, Li Xuanxiao silently retrieved the crooked-neck tree and vanished again.

What the hell are these three doing??

Su Mu and Lu Zhaoyao are getting married.

Cui Wanwan likes Lu Zhaoyao.

Lu Zhaoyao doesn’t seem to have feelings for Su Mu, yet he’s the one who asked to become Dao partners with her....

I hereby name this a Lovecraftian love~ (indescribable)

And Su Mu is a reborn one.

If she really is reborn, why would she be?

According to female lead novel tropes, most likely because she was heartbroken by some scumbag couple—namely Lu Zhaoyao and Cui Wanwan.

But then why does reborn Su Mu still want to marry Lu Zhaoyao?

What the h*ll are these three doing!?

Above Li Xuanxiao’s head, a mushroom-shaped question mark appeared.

I beg you, just let me deal with a Tribulation Stage cultivator’s schemes instead.

This thing—I seriously have no idea what happens next.

“........”

“Su Mu, Cui Wanwan entered the Spirit Beast Garden because of you again and almost got hurt by a spirit beast!”

Su Mu looked at the Junior Elder who said this with confusion.

“Where did Cui Wanwan go?”

“She went to the Spirit Beast Garden alone. Luckily, she was found in time. Otherwise, she’d be spirit beast chow by now,” the Junior Elder said angrily.

“I didn’t tell her to go there. What does this have to do with me?”

“You know she likes Lu Zhaoyao, and you still provoke her! How can you be so selfish!!

I’m telling you—this old man only has one disciple, and that’s Wanwan! I won’t let you have your way!”

With that, the Elder stormed off in rage.

Su Mu went to see Cui Wanwan.

Cui Wanwan lay in bed, her face pale.

Fortunately, she wasn’t seriously injured—just frightened by the spirit beast.

“Junior Sister Cui, why did you go to the Spirit Beast Garden?” Su Mu asked in confusion.

Cui Wanwan said weakly, “I just heard that Senior Sister Su is about to marry Senior Brother Lu, so I wanted to pick some spirit herbs and trade them for rewards, as a gift for Senior Brother and Senior Sister.”

Lu Zhaoyao grabbed Cui Wanwan’s hand. “You don’t have to do things like this anymore. Don’t get hurt again.”

Cui Wanwan glanced at Senior Sister Su Mu and tried to pull her hand away.

But Lu Zhaoyao gripped it tightly.

Cui Wanwan turned her face away. “Don’t... don’t be like this, Senior Brother Lu.”

Meanwhile, underground, Li Xuanxiao: ◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗

What kind of main offender plotline is this? Girls, this kind of man—is he worth it?

Just break it off already.

“Senior Brother, I want to tell you something,” Su Mu said. “It’s very important!”

Cui Wanwan coughed softly, “Senior Brother Lu, since Senior Sister Su is looking for you, go ahead.”

Lu Zhaoyao said blandly, “I’ll stay here with you. Whatever Su Mu has to say can wait.”

Su Mu hesitated. “....Alright then, Senior Brother.”