Chapter 464 - 464 349 Demon_1
Chapter 464: Chapter 349: Demon_1 Chapter 464: Chapter 349: Demon_1 The old man’s request was quite simple. His granddaughter, Lola, had been captured by a monster and taken to the monster’s den. He wanted someone to help rescue her. After all, with the current unclear situation at the front, he had no manpower to go looking for his own granddaughter…
“This is a picture of Lola.”
“Oh…”
Mute, he accepted the photo handed over by the old man. Looking back at the soldiers who were preparing crossbows and spears, Duanmu Huai had no mood to say anything.
You even have a camera, are you going to get me a cell phone next?!
Forget it. This world has gone so far beyond reason that Duanmu Huai doesn’t even bother trying to find logic in it anymore.
I wouldn’t be surprised if you produced a satellite missile next.
Actually, it’s not just the level of civilization in this world that is strange. The monsters in this world are also ridiculous.
“Ahh———-!!”
With a slam of Duanmu Huai’s hammer, the monster in front of him let out a miserable scream and turned into a… ruin.
Yes, a ruin.
This thing is a TV with two legs and arms, or in other words… a TV that has grown sentient?
“Master, the enemies here are strange.”
“Indeed, I don’t even know what to say.”
Duanmu Huai reluctantly put away his hammer. Since they came into this cave, they have encountered many enemies. Some of them are normal, like a human-sized, fire-breathing toad. But some enemies leave one at a loss for words, like the sentient TV just now, and an Octopus Monster with human-like legs that ran around aimlessly… It felt as if the creator of this world was too lazy to ponder, and just grafted random parts and threw them here.
If there is a Creator God in this world, he must be a slacker.
As the two complained, Yue Huasha noticed something up ahead and pointed towards it.
“Could that be it?”
“Hmm?”
Duanmu Huai followed Yue Huasha’s gaze and saw a two-story wooden house standing in a cave not far from the passage they were in. Next to it were tree and shrub props that looked like the backdrop of a stage, as well as a mailbox — the whole setup looked like props of a theatrical play.
There are even spotlights on the side!
Where does this place get electricity from? What are you using to generate it?
Duanmu Huai felt that if he stayed any longer, his common sense would collapse.
“There’s a nameplate next to it, and Lola’s name is on it.”
Well, it looks like this is the right place.
Despite not knowing what’s going on, Duanmu Huai still leads Yue Huasha and Ogis forward. As they approached the small wooden house inside the cave, the people inside seemed to have noticed their presence. The door opened, and a fluffy round ball with arms and legs, and a girl stepped out.
“Who are you? What are you doing here?”
The small round ball, which looked about the size of a puppet, was standing in front of the girl, fiercely staring at them and questioning. Duanmu Huai completely ignored it, held up the photo for comparison, then looked at the brown-haired girl in front of him.
“You must be Lola.”
“Huh? That’s me…”
Upon hearing Duanmu Huai suddenly calling her name, the brown-haired girl looked somewhat unsettled and pale as she looked at him. The little round ball guarded in front of the brown-haired girl, staring at Duanmu Huai.
“Who are you guys? What do you want with Lola?”
“We are adventurers. Lola’s grandfather hired us to rescue this girl from the monster who kidnapped her…”
As he said this, Duanmu Huai looked at the fluffy round ball standing in front of Lola.
Could this be the culprit?
“Kidnap?!”
Before the brown-haired girl could say anything in response to Duanmu Huai’s words, the little fluffy ball jumped up.
“I did not kidnap Lola, we are genuinely in love!”
“…Huh?”
Upon hearing this, Duanmu Huai was stunned. Yue Huasha looked at them in astonishment, while Ogis blinked curiously, her eyes full of interest as she watched the two.
“What did you just say?”
“That’s right! Little Wu and I are genuinely in love!”
While speaking, the brown-haired girl hugged the fluffy round ball tightly.
“We are lovers!!”
“……………..”
So after all this fuss, this is not a case about a monster kidnapping a human, but rather a Romeo and Juliet story?
Duanmu Huai felt that the number of times he was speechless today was more than the total since he crossed into this world.
What kind of chaotic bullshit is this?
As Duanmu Huai was at a loss for words, the brown-haired girl and the fluffy round ball in her arms were affectionately looking at each other.
“Lola, it’s dangerous here. You go home first; I’ll take care of these invaders.”
“Wu, are you sure?”
“No problem, Lola doesn’t need to worry about anything, just leave it to me.”
“Mmm, I think Wu can handle it too, but be careful not to get hurt.”
“Don’t worry, I will never do anything to upset Lola…”
Holy hell, I feel like vomiting!! What the hell is this?
Watching the pair in front of him in deep affection, Duanmu was about to explode in frustration.
“Master, what should we do?”
Seeing this, Ogis also raised a question. Hearing Ogis’s inquiry, Duanmu Huai thought for a moment, then his eyes lit up.
What do you think?
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